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I think all this talk of a manchester utd crisis is exaggerated, i mean the womens team are doing really well.
 
Jesus2018 said:
When I was a young lad my mum would talk about man city. Her n my grandad had been season ticket holders for years. Shed tell about about franny lee her hero. Showed me all her hundreds of programmes shed saved from every game, games you didnt see at that time like plymouth from the 70's. Showed me pics of her in full city gear, jacket hat scarf all the badges she collected. Her passion for this team made me proud to be a city fan. I was only a little boy but I loved how much this meant to her. City meant more to me than just a team.

She didnt even have anything red in the house. Said we hate utd. If id of supported them shed probably of phoned social and had me put into care which would of been great parenting tbf.

Then I went to school and all these other lads are telling me city are shit, shitty city, city arent a good team. How could they? That's my mums team she loves them and she told me they were great? Was like someone saying father christmas is a ****. It hurt.

Few years on and ive got songs about a fat peter reid. These ****s are winning everything. The relentess goading. You werent just calling city you were calling my mum and eveything she loved and had brought me up to love. You were calling my family and I fucking hated them for it. Hate is the word.

Got into fights with friends and family over it through the years. Always hurt. Hate. The hate. Always there.


So now I savour every single moment. Sometimes I think the hate has gone. Because theyre so fucking pathetic it's not as easy to hate them. They're not a threat anymore. Theyre some abusive step dad whos old as fuck and whimpers when you walk past him. But I still hate them. And I savour all of this. I love it. I live for it. West Ham 3 utd 1. Makes my fucking dick hard.

Never ever stop hating these ****s. Ever.
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That bought a tear to my eye. I'm crying with laughter. Especially the bit about the past-it step dad who isn't worth your spit on the ground. What a powerful and emotive image that is. It suits Mourinho down to the ground.
 
Just watched the highlights. Fucking LOL.

By the way I noticed Pellegrini's trusted assistant was in his usual club suit and tie attire. Unusual for a number 2 but I liked it when they were at City. Classy guys and a great manager.
 
Watching Zab's endeavour, grit and intelligence outdo them single handedly for the first goal was almost as satisfying as Aguero's goal.
Their defending throughout made this match the best comedy I've seen this year. And I've rewatched Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
 
Saw highlights of westham match.utd take the kickoff.ball is rolled back to smalling ...who ,with one touch hoofs it straight up in the air in the general direction of Lucky,but a westham defender beats him to it and heads it away.
I was astounded .Is this the level of football that their coach has prepared them for all week? Its a disgrace.utd are playing football from the 1970s,conceding possession within 4 seconds of their own k.o.....i,d be embarrassed to have anything to do with that club.
Shocking.
And talking of the 70s,any lurking utd fans....who know their history...thats one of the decades you were shit,won nothing (deflected goal in a cup final ,oh yeah)and were relegated to the 2nd division.i really think that this season will have older utd fans thinking back to when they were just another average,mid table side,stumbling along.happy days.
 
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They deserve ZZ he would shit himself in the PL
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Ho no a ludicrous comment. The guy has won champions league etc as a manager. You probably still believe Pep and his style can't work in premier league. That was a fact too . ZZ is a top , top manager. To say otherwise really embarrasses you.
 
Jesus2018 said:
When I was a young lad my mum would talk about man city. Her n my grandad had been season ticket holders for years. Shed tell about about franny lee her hero. Showed me all her hundreds of programmes shed saved from every game, games you didnt see at that time like plymouth from the 70's. Showed me pics of her in full city gear, jacket hat scarf all the badges she collected. Her passion for this team made me proud to be a city fan. I was only a little boy but I loved how much this meant to her. City meant more to me than just a team.

She didnt even have anything red in the house. Said we hate utd. If id of supported them shed probably of phoned social and had me put into care which would of been great parenting tbf.

Then I went to school and all these other lads are telling me city are shit, shitty city, city arent a good team. How could they? That's my mums team she loves them and she told me they were great? Was like someone saying father christmas is a ****. It hurt.

Few years on and ive got songs about a fat peter reid. These ****s are winning everything. The relentess goading. You werent just calling city you were calling my mum and eveything she loved and had brought me up to love. You were calling my family and I fucking hated them for it. Hate is the word.

Got into fights with friends and family over it through the years. Always hurt. Hate. The hate. Always there.


So now I savour every single moment. Sometimes I think the hate has gone. Because theyre so fucking pathetic it's not as easy to hate them. They're not a threat anymore. Theyre some abusive step dad whos old as fuck and whimpers when you walk past him. But I still hate them. And I savour all of this. I love it. I live for it. West Ham 3 utd 1. Makes my fucking dick hard.

Never ever stop hating these ****s. Ever.
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# respect. Bravo to your clan.
 
Silvas' left eyebrow said:
Ho no a ludicrous comment. The guy has won champions league etc as a manager. You probably still believe Pep and his style can't work in premier league. That was a fact too . ZZ is a top , top manager. To say otherwise really embarrasses you.
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ZZ won the Champions League with an already hugely talented, experienced and successful squad that he inherited, then bailed out when faced with the prospect of having to rebuild that team and maintain that level of achievement, despite having huge funds available to do so.


What track record of success does he have with managing lesser sides or rebuilding teams?
 
Silvas' left eyebrow said:
Ho no a ludicrous comment. The guy has won champions league etc as a manager. You probably still believe Pep and his style can't work in premier league. That was a fact too . ZZ is a top , top manager. To say otherwise really embarrasses you.
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We don’t know if zz is a top manager we know Pep started with Barcelona B team learned his trade and coaching a team to play how all his teams play now. ZZ took over a winning world class team.
 
Silvas' left eyebrow said:
Ho no a ludicrous comment. The guy has won champions league etc as a manager. You probably still believe Pep and his style can't work in premier league. That was a fact too . ZZ is a top , top manager. To say otherwise really embarrasses you.
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Remind me again where he is currently plying his trade . And the embarrassment is a all yours ; )
 
waspish said:
We don’t know if zz is a top manager we know Pep started with Barcelona B team learned his trade and coaching a team to play how all his teams play now. ZZ took over a winning world class team.
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If Zidane goes there we can parody the jealous remarks their fans came out with about Guardiola. Already had a ready built team, got lucky with him having one of the best players in the world playing for him. A cheque book manager and so on and so on.

I hope Jose stays intact until the Derby would be good to give him a send off present.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
If Zidane goes there we can parody the jealous remarks their fans came out with about Guardiola. Already had a ready built team, got lucky with him having one of the best players in the world playing for him. A cheque book manager and so on and so on.

I hope Jose stays intact until the Derby would be good to give him a send off present.
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I’d be pretty staggered if he was still there for the Derby, mate.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
I’d be pretty staggered if he was still there for the Derby, mate.
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They gave the chosen one enough time until the champions league qualification was out of reach. Van Gaal should have been binned off a lot earlier too, let’s hope they stay true to form and Jose can ace his performance he did in his last season at Chelsea.

If Zidane gets the nod mid season where does he start on sorting this mess out? It’s going to get a lot worse for them before it gets better. He’s not sorting it out with the likes of Bale, Ronaldo, Isco, Modric. He’s going to have to do it with Jones, Fellani, Smalling, Matic and Lukaku.
 
Silvas' left eyebrow said:
Ho no a ludicrous comment. The guy has won champions league etc as a manager. You probably still believe Pep and his style can't work in premier league. That was a fact too . ZZ is a top , top manager. To say otherwise really embarrasses you.
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He took over a team of mard arsed galacticos who just didn't want to play for the previous manager. Trying to kick start a bunch of sulking swamp donkeys is a different matter altogether.
 
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