United thread 2018/19

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Wishful thinking mate, the problem with an oaf like Howson and there are a fair few oafs babbling away on that YouTube channel, and don't get me started on that disturbed cretin Goldbridge on the United Stand, is that a handful of half decent results and all the angst will go away, for a while.

United serves as a crutch for a lot of these fans, a financial one for Howson and Goldbridge, but an existential one for a fair few of them.

A lot of rags live shit lives, in that they're not alone, but for the longest time Utd's success filled a hole in the centre of their otherwise meaningless existence, now it doesn't.

Hence the headlesschickness and the very real anxiety and pain you see displayed on these fancams.

Post of the year, nailed it in how I view these cretins.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I have a rag mate who has proclaimed he’s not really following football anymore :-)) the shit he’s dished out over the years too...!

More and more,i am hearing the line 'football isn't what it used to be'

Pmsl

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Not sure they can afford to wait for the long way. Their revenue is built around the expectation of success so internal costs are very high with very little to attract new sponsors with on current form.
The cash cow stage may be coming to an end unless immediate changes regarding success on the field occur.

I agree.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Dennis Law was at Old Trafford on Tuesday night to watch united's game v Valencia.
After the game Law was asked how he thought his United team would fair against this current United team.
"I think we'd beat them 2-0" said Law.
"Really?" Said the interviewer.
"Yes.....but you have to remember,we are all pushing 80 now" said Law.

 

[Henkeman]

I see United are considering introducing gender neutral toilets at Old Trafford.

Biggest signal yet they want to re-sign Ronaldo?

 

[crazyg]

Actually, there is such a manager, but he is already gainfully employed only a few miles away

In Manchester.

 

[Matthew2323]

Best pubs in Manchester to watch the game in on Sunday

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I see United are considering introducing gender neutral toilets at Old Trafford.

Biggest signal yet they want to re-sign Ronaldo?

A can understand why they are doing this as the cock ends who support them are turning into a bunch of vaginas now they are shite.

 

[SilverFox2]

More and more,i am hearing the line 'football isn't what it used to be'

Pmsl

How right they are and how right the cartel were to try to stop our owner.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Currently, they might as well be Motherwell.

 

[crazyg]

I see United are considering introducing gender neutral toilets at Old Trafford.

Biggest signal yet they want to re-sign Ronaldo?

That will seriously piss off Martin Edwards - he might see more than he bargained for.

 

[dickie davies]

I see United are considering introducing gender neutral toilets at Old Trafford.

Any announcement to deflect away from the football eh!

Has Castles tweeted about it yet?

 

[dickie davies]

A lot of rags live shit lives, in that they're not alone, but for the longest time Utd's success filled a hole in the centre of their otherwise meaningless existence, now it doesn't.

That exactly sums the majority of them up and it's why I hope for my sake Guardiola is with us for another twenty years

 

[schfc6]

He sounds like the perfect rag....!

Depends on his postcode.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I see United are considering introducing gender neutral toilets at Old Trafford.

Biggest signal yet they want to re-sign Ronaldo?

An opportunity to increase the areas they can accidentally leave another suspicious package should the need arise.

 

[goater555]

I didn't think it possible but they've hit a new low.. "REVOLUTION"

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/my-plan-for-united.441996/

 

[squirtyflower]

I didn't think it possible but they've hit a new low.. "REVOLUTION"

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/my-plan-for-united.441996/

It’s like United bingo
He got in the United Way
Class of 92
Class of 06
GNev as DoF (clearly forgot his time in Valencia)

 

[Indaparkside]

I have a rag mate who has proclaimed he’s not really following football anymore :-)) the shit he’s dished out over the years too...!

Nail on head ditto we’ve bought the league they can’t compete, guardiola has only managed top teams with money anyone can do that blah blah blah, bunch of hypocritical wankers who took great joy in our demise your next Derby’s Macclesfield etc, well how the tables have turned fuck you you scummy twats that’s all I have to say

 

[dickie davies]

I didn't think it possible but they've hit a new low.. "REVOLUTION"

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/my-plan-for-united.441996/

Ah yes, the united way

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

More and more,i am hearing the line 'football isn't what it used to be'

Pmsl

Oh I've heard that a ton. Living in Ireland it's phenomenal how many "hardcore" rags dont even watch them right now lol.

Says everything you need to know about the mental health of these people if they need to align their happiness with someone elses ability to win a game of football.

Glorious, glorious times.