United thread 2018/19

[smeeagain]

Somebody’s had half a line and a couple of shandies haven’t they?

What a tit.

I quite liked him , honest football fan , saying it how it is , LOL LOL

 

[TheThirdDeano]

I want it all. City win the league and united get relegated and Liverpool go into administration and the Stadium sold for scrap. Wanting anything other than all three at the same time makes you less of a blue than me.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Apologies if this has been posted but this demonic midget's rant with a lost voice is bloody hilarious.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

A lot of what he said I could`nt argue with.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

The reality is that this United side look like they could lose to anyone, so of course I'd love them to beat Liverpool. I'd get my fun laughing at United a week or two later when they lose to someone shit. Nothing about this side makes me think I won't get plenty of chances to revel in their misery, there's no reason to inconvenience ourselves.

I would however be very tempted to trade letting Chelsea (or pretty much anyone except Liverpool) win the title if it meant United getting relegated, as that would be a once in a lifetime event, I potentially would literally die laughing. I love winning the league and obviously want us to, but at the same time know it won't happen every year (and weirdly I don't think I'd actually want us to win it every year like Bayern, that looks a bit shit). If we won the league 9 times out of 10, but in that 10th year United or Liverpool were relegated, I think that would be just about the perfect decade of football for me.

It would be beautiful to see them go down,but the reality of it is.....no matter how shit they are or become,they will NEVER be ALLOWED to be relegated.
I'd like to say that's just my opinion,but unfortunately,I think it's more fact.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

In response to the messages about my dog , yes he's bitten 3 people with man u scarves on, 5 people wearing man u shirts and 20 people wearing mourinho t-shirts , but for the very last time HE'S NOT FOR SALE

 

[r.soleofsalford]

In response to the messages about my dog , yes he's bitten 3 people with man u scarves on, 5 people wearing man u shirts and 20 people wearing mourinho t-shirts , but for the very last time HE'S NOT FOR SALE

Has he got a savings account in his own name I could transfer money into.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

A lot of what he said I could`nt argue with.

I’m not sure if it’s the funny accent (after all I’m a Yank), or the fact that his voice sounded like the cry of a gerbil being strangled with a telephone cord, but I couldn’t understand a word he was saying.

 

[Shirley]

Apologies if this has been posted but this demonic midget's rant with a lost voice is bloody hilarious.

The poor self entitled rag twat has probably only experienced success, he'd probably lose more than his voice if they had to battle relegation.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I’m not sure if it’s the funny accent (after all I’m a Yank), or the fact that his voice sounded like the cry of a gerbil being strangled with a telephone cord, but I couldn’t understand a word he was saying.

lol

 

[r.soleofsalford]

lol

I had the same trouble with people understanding what I said when I went to Florida. (my voice didnt sound like a dentists drill though.)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

The poor self entitled rag twat has probably only experienced success, he'd probably lose more than his voice if they had to battle relegation.

He kept saying United are shit and celebrating a win against Newcastle was taking the piss. Whats to dislike ? 8-)

 

[manimanc]

That video made me feel weird.

 

[Sir peace frog]

He kept saying United are shit and celebrating a win against Newcastle was taking the piss. Whats to dislike ? 8-)

agree totally,he sounds like a **** and most probably is a ****, but he's not having the wool pulled over his eyes like the rest of the ****s

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Has he got a savings account in his own name I could transfer money into.

Dog of the year!

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I had the same trouble with people understanding what I said when I went to Florida. (my voice didnt sound like a dentists drill though.)

I normally have no problems understanding Mancs, but I think I’d struggle with this guy in person because he’d be talking into my kneecap. Full Time Evil really should provide him a box to stand on. Similarly, Howson should be provided with a corset . . . And a muzzle.

 

[citytilllidie]

Has he got a savings account in his own name I could transfer money into.

No that was Harry Redknapps dog.
During his tax avoidance trial, he was asked, why he had an offshore account in his dog's name.
"I loved that little dog"!
jury verdict - Not Guilty

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

In response to the messages about my dog , yes he's bitten 3 people with man u scarves on, 5 people wearing man u shirts and 20 people wearing mourinho t-shirts , but for the very last time HE'S NOT FOR SALE

Whereas I admire the dog for his good work, I hate people who dress up their pets. That's bad enough, but putting United scarves and jerseys on him goes beyond bad taste.

 

[urban genie]

Love all the rags triggered by this and getting their knickers in a twist over no mention of fcscum amd salford

 

[maccadon]

I reckon he has at barclays

Has he got a savings account in his own name I could transfer money into.