United thread 2018/19

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

881 billion

That's a lot of Sanchez's

 

[TonyM]

If Arsenal win utd are 7 points behind 5th. Maybe that’s better than utd being 11th? The faster Arsenal improve the harder it is to catch up.



It’s coming home. It’s coming home. The Europa Cup is coming home!

 

[East Level 2]

Giving 100% should be a minimum expectation of any top pro. How are being skilful and being energetic mutually exclusive?

I think Nic and Yaya gave 100%. They just didn't have to run around like blue-arsed flies to prove it.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If Arsenal win utd are 7 points behind 5th. Maybe that’s better than utd being 11th? The faster Arsenal improve the harder it is to catch up.



It’s coming home. It’s coming home. The Europa Cup is coming home!

Looks like we can bring back that bit of classic chant from a couple of seasons ago.

‘Watching City on a Wednesday night, you play Thursday cos you are f****n s***e.’

 

[chedinho]

Sky still pushing the Big 6 line. Totally ignoring the fact the Rags are actually 10th.
They say you normally finish roughly where you are after 10 games.
Could be a long season for the Rags.

I’ve never heard that theory, but I like it.
It’s going to be an even longer season for them, now I’m armed with that piece of information, true or not.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

United have won 1 out of the last 6 and will struggle to win 1 of the next 5



Sorry thought this was the joke thread

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Half a league, half a league, half a league onwards.

 

[dadnlad]

so according to the pundits hoof ball is now classed as being on the front foot

 

[journolud]

Looks like we can bring back that bit of classic chant from a couple of seasons ago.

‘Watching City on a Wednesday night, you play Thursday cos you are f****n s***e.’

Think they might struggle even to qualify for the Europa.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Looks like we can bring back that bit of classic chant from a couple of seasons ago.

‘Watching City on a Wednesday night, you play Thursday cos you are f****n s***e.’

Still love that 'Thursday night football while Aguero's tucked in in bed!' one.

 

[waspish]

Not heard much of them being mid table all about Mourinhos confrontation with the Chelsea coach and how good he is for excepting his apology

 

[abu13]

United have won 1 out of the last 6 and will struggle to win 1 of the next 5



Sorry thought this was the joke thread

And that one win was a last minute goal to the team bottom of the league who had outplayed them for 70 minutes and had a stone wall penalty turned down.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Phil Neville has called on Chelsea to sack Marco Ianni for his role in the unsavoury scenes at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.

Just for clarity - I haven't made this up.........lifted from SSN (apologies if someone has already posted it)

 

[Pigeonho]

Not heard much of them being mid table all about Mourinhos confrontation with the Chelsea coach and how good he is for excepting his apology

It’s almost like mourinho created it to deflect from his sides utter shitness...

 

[sir baconface]

I think Nic and Yaya gave 100%. They just didn't have to run around like blue-arsed flies to prove it.

I wasn’t commenting on them in particular (although I could). I was drawing attention to your lazy characterisation of City fans.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It’s almost like mourinho created it to deflect from his sides utter shitness...

Well he is the master tactician .

 

[Henkeman]

Phil Neville has called on Chelsea to sack Marco Ianni for his role in the unsavoury scenes at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.

Just for clarity - I haven't made this up.........lifted from SSN (apologies if someone has already posted it)

Could have killed him...

 

[waspish]

It’s almost like mourinho created it to deflect from his sides utter shitness...

Yep funny the media falls for it every time I’ll be surprised there fans do.

 

[vincent]

According to Luckhurst in the MEN, they have their spirit back. And in the same paper, Charlotte Dunker claims Mounrinho already has his winning formula. They’ll be in the bottom half of the league at 10pm if Lecicester win tonight.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

According to Luckhurst in the MEN, they have their spirit back. And in the same paper, Charlotte Dunker claims Mounrinho already has his winning formula. They’ll be in the bottom half of the league at 10pm if Lecicester win tonight.

What plucky smash and grab football? Was Pogba even playing on Saturday? He vanished quicker in that game than a journalist in one of their future owners embassies.