Sterling’s contract - three year extension confirmed

Fucking absofuckinglutely delighted. I wanted to keep my excitement in check until he actually signed, but wow, I’m so so happy.

I’ll happily eat a slice of humble pie, I never thought for one minute he could be the player I’ve seen this season.

Awesome, the guy is now a £150mil player.
 
Wait for the football leaks expose in 4 years time. Learn how his increased pay was funded by the illegal trade in kitten fur and how Khaldoon clubbed a baby seal to death every time he scored a goal or assist
I hope you’re joking .
 

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