Crap towns

[BlueTG]

If we're including cities as well as towns, then there are many more to go at as well. Lincoln being one of them. Awful place.

Lincoln’s a nice little city.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Some classics in this thread - been to most of them.

Not seen much mention of the delights of:

Gainsborough
Boston
Lincoln

They don't have 6 fingers, generally 7. They also have fully developed flippers if I recall correctly.

Also total and utter dives.

Hull and Hereford get honourable mentions at the end of the list

I take it Lincolnshire is on your avoid at all costs list? I live in Grimsby, so I can vouch that most towns and cities within 50 miles are shite holes. Hull or Scunny being the worst.

 

[PragueBlue]

Lincoln’s a nice little city.

I beg to differ. A truly awful place.

 

[TarnatsLeftPeg]

And there are a good few civil servants still laughing off their bollocks from when they dumped Middleton onto Rochdale. I was in WHS the other day and a book caught my eye - ROCHDALE -THE GOLDEN YEARS. It stopped when we ended up with Middleton 'n Heywood.

Grates me when people link Heywood with Rochdale.. the Dale accent alone send shivers .

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Grates me when people link Heywood with Rochdale.. the Dale accent alone send shivers .

Mrs Ewing fumes when the criminals, rascals, footpads 'n ne'er-do-wells from Heywood are labelled as villains from Rochdale.

 

[Bradley82]

Warminster in Wiltshire. A small, grim, former market town full of squaddies and young locals who try to fight them and generally lose. It has lots of pubs all of which are crap. It's a hotspot for UFO's who probably come to gaze at proceedings on a Saturday night.

 

[TarnatsLeftPeg]

Mrs Ewing fumes when the criminals, rascals, footpads 'n ne'er-do-wells from Heywood are labelled as villains from Rochdale.

tell her to have a J and chill out.

 

[asahartford1]

Clowne, near Bolsover.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Clowne, near Bolsover.

Is that a place or how you self identify lol?

 

[asahartford1]

Is that a place or how you self identify lol?

Ha ha plenty of clownes in bolsover

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I take it Lincolnshire is on your avoid at all costs list? I live in Grimsby, so I can vouch that most towns and cities within 50 miles are shite holes. Hull or Scunny being the worst.

Is 'Grimbo' still full of rags?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Warminster in Wiltshire. A small, grim, former market town full of squaddies and young locals who try to fight them and generally lose. It has lots of pubs all of which are crap. It's a hotspot for UFO's who probably come to gaze at proceedings on a Saturday night.

Unidentified fighting objects! ?

 

[BlueTG]

I take it Lincolnshire is on your avoid at all costs list? I live in Grimsby, so I can vouch that most towns and cities within 50 miles are shite holes. Hull or Scunny being the worst.

After Grimsby, of course.

 

[KingCarlito]

Ha ha plenty of clownes in bolsover

Worked with a few people from round there, not the sharpest tools. I find most people from the East Midlands think it's the best place on earth, when most of it is a toilet.

 

[beehive_bob]

The east coast seems to feature prominently and I will add Lowestoft and Great Yarmouth if they haven't been mentioned already.

Telford, Shropshire - another soulless new town, probably felt worse because a lot of the Shropshire countryside is beautiful.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The east coast seems to feature prominently and I will add Lowestoft and Great Yarmouth if they haven't been mentioned already.

I once saw a woman so ugly from there I'm sure she was interbred.
















































With a cod!

 

[idahoblues]

I once saw a woman so ugly from there I'm sure she was interbred.
















































With a cod!

Did you tap her?

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

Hounslow is a hell hole if you ever have an inkling to base yourself there for a cheap option for a London weekender then please don't.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Did you tap her?

No. You would have though as she was called Elkie, and we all know you spend your spare time shooting elks to fuck in Idaho. That's when you're not shagging one of your cousins the rest of your free time; )

 

[idahoblues]

No. You would have though as she was called Elkie, and we all know you spend your spare time shooting elks to fuck in Idaho. That's when you're not shagging one of your cousins the rest of your free time; )

I've fucked them all mate, deer, elk, bear, moose, coons, cousins, aunts, sisters, to name a few