You Have 100 Hate Points

30 the protection barcelona get from refs in europe

30 the way sky, bt and bbc go silent when Liverpool sing ynwa before a match.

15 players placing the ball OUTSIDE of the the corner quadrent when taking a corner.

10 ex Liverpool players in the media

5 wigan

5 Martin lipton

5 Mark saggers
 
Had my car serviced last week and the service guy is a Dipper. He had the temerity to tell me that Raheem was gonna win an Olympic medal off the high board. Not just a gold medal ahead of El Pharaoh but the implication that he would manage a clean sweep of all three medals. I award Dipper fans my full allocation of 100 and with added VAR, sorry, VAT, a total of 250.
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
Had my car serviced last week and the service guy is a Dipper. He had the temerity to tell me that Raheem was gonna win an Olympic medal off the high board. Not just a gold medal ahead of El Pharaoh but the implication that he would manage a clean sweep of all three medals. I award Dipper fans my full allocation of 100 and with added VAR, sorry, VAT, a total of 250.
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When we beat City a few months ago, the following day I get a delivery to my door. Delivery man notices my Chelsea top, says "good win at the weekend". I said "cheers pal" Delivery man laughs in my face and says "I support Liverpool mate, we needed that". I was like "f*ck off mate, I wish we lost you prick".
 
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When I first got asked this it was in the mid 90s I had plenty of time to think about it and came up with:

Rags 70 Everton 10, Liverpool 10 Spurs 5 , leeds 3 and 2 variable based on whoever we are playing next or whoever had just rolled over and taken it up the arse at the swamp.

Doing it again today I would go

Rags 51
Liverpool 33
Munich rags 5
Leeds 3
Stoke 3
Everton 2 (still scousers afterall)
Spurs 1 (2011 healed the ghosts of 81, but levy and some of media still annoying enough for inclusion at the bottom of the list)

The variable 2 now reserved for who we play next and for this week at least Lloris.
 
70% United

10% Liverpool (this will go back to 0% once they start battling for 4th again)

10% Spurs (too young for 1981 but the Crouch goal for the CL spot is burned into my brain. This could go to 0% if we beat them 3 times)

5% Ipswich Town (i've never let go of those few years in the early 00s - continual thorn in our side, the 1-4 at Portman Road was therapeutic)

I donate the last 5% equally amongst any team that sings "anywhere we go, its the _______ boys making all the noise"
 
Vialli98 said:
When we beat City a few months ago, the following day I get a delivery to my door. Delivery man notices my Chelsea top, says "good win at the weekend". I said "cheers pal" Delivery man laughs in my face and says "I support Liverpool mate, we needed that". I was like "f*ck off mate, I wish we lost you prick".
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did you give him a slap?
 
Dippers 75
Scum 20
Roy Keane 5, unless he's on telly then 95 with the other 5 to the dippers
 
Liverpool 45 (they've always been insufferable ****s and they only get worse when they are doing alright)
United 35 (again, insufferable ****s, but I genuinely miss laughing at them if they weren't here. Liverpool could be hit by an asteroid and I wouldn't give a shit)
Spurs 5 (really it's not even them, it's how they are treated by the media tbh)
English media 15
 
I refuse to be defined by what I dislike. I love City, that is enough for me. But my 100 points are available to the first polite request. On reflection, I need to keep 7 to distribute to the obvious candidates, the other 93 remain available.
 
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