United thread 2018/19

[Blue Til Death]

That twat Rojo should have been given a straight red for that shithouse of a studs up tackle, reg had a perfect view and gave a yellow....

 

[Machiavelli]

That real?

 

[malg]

That real?

There's an arsenal top in there....

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

That real?

Unsure why arsenal would produce such a banner

 

[Machiavelli]

Unsure why arsenal would produce such a banner

David Seaman?

 

[Nascent Blues]

At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.

Add Sanchez & Shaw to the list, they must do training at Greggs.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Add Sanchez & Shaw to the list, they must do training at Greggs.

Thought Sanchez trained at Grieg's ;-)

 

[squirtyflower]

Thought Sanchez trained at Grieg's ;-)

That will be over the head of most

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

That will be over the head of most

Hope a few might appreciate it.

 

[journolud]

That twat Rojo should have been given a straight red for that shithouse of a studs up tackle, reg had a perfect view and gave a yellow....

Not the first time he has got away with a challenge like that

 

[jrb]

Add Sanchez & Shaw to the list, they must do training at Greggs.

I swear, I saw Shaw with Man boobs under his United shirt.

 

[uncle fester]

That real?

Guy at the top above 'saves' is wearing an Arsenal hoodie

Guy at bottom middle is holding his phone with screen facing away from him

 

[bavarian blue]

Hope a few might appreciate it.

Crikey, had to Google that.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

Hope a few might appreciate it.

He will be making all the right moves but not necessarily in the right order

 

[BosnianBlue]

It’s hard to imagine how shit we must have been in 2016 to only get 66 points. Thankfully my memory is short!

Yeah, I was thinking about that watching that gap photo. It looks like ages ago.

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.

To be fair to him he probably ran further in that single break than Pogba did all game.

 

[keith's curle]

Thought Sanchez trained at Grieg's ;-)

Is that training ground on the liszt?

That banner looks like the Wenger one photoshopped.

 

[Tracking back]

At around the 20 minutes against Chelsea today, The Lump ran with the ball, probably just over half the length of the pitch, and laid it off. He should have continued his run forward into the box, but he half trotted, half staggered across the pitch instead. A corner was then given and the camera zoomed in on him as he ambled into the box. Fucking hell, he was blowing like crack whore who hadn't scored for a week. Rat boy and Tyler were actually joking about his lack of fitness as he stood there, hands on hips, desperately trying to suck in as much air as possible.

How the fuck has the backroom staff allowed him to get into such a state; he's supposed to be an athlete? Fucking embarrassing.

I've been saying the very same for two seasons.

If he played for us (which he never would in that condition) he would be openly mocked by the commentary team on a weekly basis.

It's only because the rags are so far off reaching top four and their season has been a catastrophe that the pundits and commentators can now be honest.

I've also heard a few comments about overpriced players at the swamp. It seems to be open season at last.

 

[The blue phantom]

WTF do they do with Sanchez?

He must still have £50-£60 million in wages to pick up on his contract.