United thread 2018/19

[laserblue]

Thought Sanchez trained at Grieg's ;-)

That's what comes of parking Debussy.

 

[Daz_Blue]

They have a statue of Lukaku outside the ground already

 

[aguero93:20]

Happy clappers...

Who did they sell the sponsorship deal for those clappers to?

 

[aguero93:20]

They ever come to our stadium .....

...We can make paper aeroplanes out of them.

 

[aguero93:20]

Ole's at the wheel. United are back.

Btw, what the fuck is going on with De Gea. Could it be his eyesight, I could recall the talk about him wearing contact lenses. Could it be that he's not seeing those shots timely? You just can't go to the such shit overnight, he was top at the shot stopping before.

He's fed up and eyeing an exit I'd say.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

...We can make paper aeroplanes out of them.

And get banned from Europe most likely......

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Looking at these Rag players waddling around Old Rope is like looking at a Sumo wrestling team in training.
All over the telly there are discussions about the obesity crisis, I reckon they'd make ideal 'Before' pics for
Slimming world.
Next season, if they don't shift the timber quickly, the footy conversations will be along the lines of...
'Who do you play on Saturday?'
'Oh, we're away to Lardarse United.'

It’s the united weigh.

 

[paulchapo]

Sky doing their bit for the depressed rags this morning their treble winning season is on now.

 

[pfazz]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

That's okay, Liew described Lukaku as looking like his "smooth and slippery best". He does write some twaddle.

 

[aguero93:20]

That's okay, Liew described Lukaku as looking like his "smooth and slippery best". He does write some twaddle.

Well, he has gone through an awful lot of lard.

 

[the talisman]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

Predictive text, he meant voracious

 

[blueju]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

Sure it wasn’t ‘voluptuous’?

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

During the commentary, they mentioned Shaw was released by Chelsea because they felt he was "too small". Must have been their sumo team.

 

[aguero93:20]

During the commentary, they mentioned Shaw was released by Chelsea because they felt he was "too small". Must have been their sumo team.

Nah, they felt he was too short for his weight. Could have been a lot different if he'd been 9'6" though.

 

[BackofJeanette]

Just reading the match report in the Independant and they described Luke Shaw as "vivacious". FFS.

The last time I seen that word it was to describe a page 3 girl about 40 years ago, " Vivacious Vanya"



PS.... anybody got any pics of her!

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

He's fed up and eyeing an exit I'd say.

Not as fed up as fatty Shaw

 

[aguero93:20]

Not as fed up fatty Shaw

Fatty Shaw never feels fed.

 

[Blue Hefner]

During the commentary, they mentioned Shaw was released by Chelsea because they felt he was "too small". Must have been their sumo team.

Luke Shaw is 6ft. Which I find remarkable

 

[Gazza]

Luke Shaw is 6ft. Which I find remarkable

That's when he's laying down.