Champions League Semi Finals 30th April/1st May

[west didsblue]

Barcelona won’t not score.
Liverpool won’t score 5 or more.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Poor guy :(

I beat you to it! Funny as fuck.

 

[DTeacher]

He was awful today

Hyped beyond belief.

"No-one can get past the man mountain that is VVD."

I obviously imagined LEROY SANE skinning him in pre-season.
I obviously dreamt LEROY SANE and the embarrassment of VVD at Anfailed.
I did not see LEROY SANE and another German player, making VVD look like a Pensioner, when he played against Germany for Holland.

Virgil Van Dijk. The MYTHICAL Monster

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Not sure if this is legit, but hope it is.

That will send them over the edge.

 

[mccity]

Cheeky of Barcelona to grow the grass like that.

That won't have the wind machine in their favour at Anfield either!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Cheeky of Barcelona to grow the grass like that.

That won't have the wind machine in their favour at Anfield either!

Not with Klopp bloviating endlessly on the touch line.

 

[1.618034]

You’ve just outed yourself! ;-)

Not quite. I lived up there for a couple of years. Although for the next 72 hours or so, aren't we all honorary Geordies? If so, then surely it's important to get the distinction.

 

[razman]

That will send them over the edge.

Lol pep won't be Happy

 

[goalmole]

it was dry, windy, wet, uneven pitch were the grass was too long.

The goal line was too thick/thin.

 

[bluejon]

From Rawk, after their players dived at least 3 times for a penalty:

"I can't understand how those c*nts don't die from shame, constantly flopping around like a damp sack of ovaries. They could score 10 worldies per match and I wouldn't respect
their talent, wrapped in a chrysalis of such theatrics and sheer nonsense as it is. Fuck off.

It's not beyond us to put four past them at Anfield. We go again."

This is why I fucking can't stand the pricks. They can never accept that another team might just be better than them, there always has to be a reason why 'it doesn't count'. You know they'll have been screeching to high heaven tonight over Suarez being a ****, yet it was fine when he did it for them.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not to be a **** but where was the best defender, goalie and attack line in Europe tonight?

Flopp has also shown yet again, how arrogant, naive and out of depth he is when it comes to the crunch. You don’t go to Barcelona and try and go toe to toe with them, you just don’t.

These ****s only have one way of playing. When it doesn’t work or they don’t get endless fortune, they haven’t a fucking clue what to do.

I’m convinced they’ll be utterly deflated now. Them and their fans.

I wouldn’t fancy Newcastle away if I was in their shoes right now.

 

[ancoats]

 

[burning blue soul]

We're not here to be fair to the scousers.
I think 3-0 flattered the rat eaters.

Hehehe!!! This chap knows the script.... :D

 

[oakiecokie]

Hilarious...the bbc website has shut off the comments section already after on 178

City and the Rags,united in grief. ;)

 

[Stoned Rose]

This is why I fucking can't stand the pricks. They can never accept that another team might just be better than them, there always has to be a reason why 'it doesn't count'. You know they'll have been screeching to high heaven tonight over Suarez being a ****, yet it was fine when he did it for them.

That Rawk dickhead, by the medium of his keyboard, has just thrown himself and their fan base into a fountain.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Lol pep won't be Happy

Fuck Pep.

 

[minimalistic]

The goal line was too thick/thin.

Not to mention that the goal posts were 2” too close together when Salah hit the woodwork.

 

[domalino]

Lol pep won't be Happy

Unconfirmed reports that Pep did exactly the same.

Seriously though, he will probably not enjoy answering questions about it, but in private he will probably approve of a proper rivalry developing among the players. He stoked the fires of that Barca/Real rivalry as much as anyone, he knew it pushed his players up a level.

 

[chaddblue]

All the way to Barca
To end up in defeat
Crying in the stands
Arrested on the streets
Suarez took the piss
Lionel Messi too
We're not going to Madrid
Neither are fuckin you!
Allez Allez Allez

 

[Dreadzone]

Can see the scouse scrotes taking their disappointment out on Barca civilians tonight. Que more attacks and violence.

Hopefully, they will be knackered and have expended a lot of energy for Saturday.

Can’t see them “drinking love from a fountain!”