Liverpool thread 2018/19

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Blue_Rossy said:
Every dipper ive spoken to this week every single one have said that they have won the game and its defo no6. I mean the arrogance is staggering. I hope and pray spurs win it.
Why do they think the CL is there god given right and its there trophy? I mean Real Madrid have won it double the amount of times they have and they don't bang on about it.
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Double, plus a few.
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
Sky Sports News currently showing pictures of planes carrying dipper supporters to Madrid ..............................................would be far better if it was pictures of rockets taking all the twats to Mars.
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More of an atmosphere on Mars than there is in Klanfield if they're losing tbf.
 
shackattack said:
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He’s just finished his bin dipping for the day, and is now on his way to the DHSS!
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
There’s no such thing as luck. Nor fate, destiny, omens or karma. It’s just preparation meeting opportunity or just pure physics and biomechanics.

A football is spherical and can bounce here or there, there are 22 players who can choose to or choose not to make efforts or make mistakes here and there, there are three officials making decisions that are often correct but sometimes incorrect. All of this coming together makes the chance of random things happening quite high.

“Luck” is something made up that the needy attribute to these random things happening in hindsight as some sort of justice or injustice depending on their viewpoint and allegiances.


And there was something between us and Liverpool this year: we achieved 1 more point, a +5 better GD, scored 6 more goals, we took 4 points off them and they only took one off us as we got a draw at their place and beat them at home.
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This is such a faux-intellectual post.
“No such thing as luck” my arse pal, you cannot control things on a molecular level and as such rely on the random outcome of millions of reactions to things from anything; direct input from a human to literally a random breeze or fuck even a dog getting on the pitch ()

Luck is real and plays a huge part in our life and always will, in fact I dare say every human in existence owes it all to luck.


The dippers though, they didn’t get luck last year, it was systematic cheating.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Danny Murphy once went into H&M when my Sister worked there and took some £5.50 boxer shorts to her at the till and said; “can I have these for free?”
and when my Sister laughed and said “why?”
he said “do you know who I am?!”
my Sister laughed again and said “no!”
and he said “I’m Danny Murphy!”
so she laughed further and said “I’ve never heard of you and those are £5.50”

(She knew who he was but wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of the recognition)
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That reminds me of a story involving Mrs Vienna's uncle, when he had a garage in Didsbury.

Some bloke in a flashy, red car pulled in and demanded that uncle Jack fill him up. Uncle Jack said, I’ll be with you shortly, sir, I’m dealing with this customer.

So the guy with the flash car asked, "Do you know who I am?"
"No," replied uncle Jack.
"I’m Denis Law."
Uncle Jack was none the wiser, as he had absolutely no interest in football had the future back-heeler had to wait his turn.
 
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