Liverpool thread 2018/19

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MillisleBlue said:
In his spare time, between eliminating third world debt and developing a cure for the common cold.
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how dare you overlook his stopping all rhino and elephant poaching and restoring North Sea cod stocks..............he has had a busy 6 months - the rest of the year should be good though he has to start defending a PL title come August.....................oh hang on - I think there may be one thing he didn't do in 2019...............
 
Been on RAWK.
Wow. You lads certainly are up your own arses.

Realising his team isn't good enough to compete with City, Klopp makes the decision, for the mighty Liverpool FC, to drop out of all domestic cups in order to try and win the Premier League.
A decision fully supported by all living Liverpool legends, fans and pundits, (I can still see King Kenny celebrating with his wife),
whilst Shankly and Paisley turn in their graves.

Klopp fails miserably with that plan, and the best team in the country, see out.
But, alas, all is not over.
Beaten numerous times in the European knock out cup, a dodgy VAR decision gives them a penalty in the opening 28 seconds of the final and that's it, just like Mourinho would do, Klopp parks the bus.

Now apparently, Liverpool are the best team in the world?
whilst Shankly and Paisley turn in their graves
 
Thing is deep down there's not a single one of them who wouldn't swap their season for ours, we know it and they know it. They'll cling to that CL trophy like a drowning man with a life belt because it's the only thing keeping them relevant(or afloat if you will) right now.
 
If Muslim hate crime is down due to the presence of Salah in the dippers team then why was it not reported that Liverpool was an extremely racist city up until then ??
Maybe if they sign an Israeli now then klopp will be put forward for the Nobel peace prize for helping end the conflict in Israel/Palestine
 
PepInYourStep said:
Thing is deep down there's not a single one of them who wouldn't swap their season for ours, we know it and they know it. They'll cling to that CL trophy like a drowning man with a life belt because it's the only thing keeping them relevant(or afloat if you will) right now.
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It’s funny though because they all think we’d swap seasons in a heart beat. Winning a knockout cup that’s been done by an English team on 13 separate occasions or doing something that no English team in history has ever done? It’s a tricky one......
 
The Light Was Yellow Sir said:
It’s funny though because they all think we’d swap seasons in a heart beat. Winning a knockout cup that’s been done by an English team on 13 separate occasions or doing something that no English team in history has ever done? It’s a tricky one......
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I couldn’t agree more, TLWYS.

The four trophies together look absolutely stunning and all the years of shiteness were worth it, not just for the titles we’ve won in the last few years, but the brand of football that Pep has the lads playing.

What a great fucking time to be a Blue!
 
The Light Was Yellow Sir said:
It’s funny though because they all think we’d swap seasons in a heart beat. Winning a knockout cup that’s been done by an English team on 13 separate occasions or doing something that no English team in history has ever done? It’s a tricky one......
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Lying to themselves. Like you say it's lottery football and they lost 4 out of 13 games in the CL this year, the fact they haven't been capable of winning their own league for 30 years absolutely cheapens winning the so-called "Champions" league.
 
jimmygrimblesboots said:
Salah has cured Islamphobia on Murkyside , Klopp has found a cure for cancer , Henderson and Milner have put their heads together with their shared braincell and have a solution for Brexit , a pity the Dippers winning a trophy only comes along every 15 years.​
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I heard Milner put caramel in his latte. [emoji2962]
 
bluethrunthru said:
how dare you overlook his stopping all rhino and elephant poaching and restoring North Sea cod stocks..............he has had a busy 6 months - the rest of the year should be good though he has to start defending a PL title come August.....................oh hang on - I think there may be one thing he didn't do in 2019...............
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Find a cost effective way of delivering HS2?
 
We're all glad to read that the Liverpool fan from Portsmouth who was reported missing in Madrid has bee found. Lost his phone after celibrating winning against Tottenham!









Then got arrested for assaulting a police officer.
Liverpool exporting crime since 1975.
 
blue b4 the moon said:
With the world club cup thingy they're going to, does that mean a bye in the FA cup or will they be allowed to just ditch it full stop?
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It means they have to potentially play a couple of friendlies during their traditional warm weather breaks resulting from fucking off the cups. Poor little souls, best light a candle for them.
 
PepInYourStep said:
Thing is deep down there's not a single one of them who wouldn't swap their season for ours, we know it and they know it. They'll cling to that CL trophy like a drowning man with a life belt because it's the only thing keeping them relevant(or afloat if you will) right now.
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Tickets for CL final selling at £4000. Tickets for last game of season selling at £6000.
 
Listening to Talksport this fine morning and the usual woe is me what can we do about about the England fans being scallywags as usual, along pops a red dipper who pronounces they are all small club supporters who don't know how to behave on away days and England fans should be banned full stop all this of course without any kind of self awareness of his BIG teams past and the subsequent banning after Heysel and yet they wonder why they are despised.
 
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