Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[The perfect fumble]

So - you are suggesting that he is a capable planner and has real nous?

Would be quite astute that

By your standards yes.

 

[journolud]

allo allo allo

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...flat-Boris-Johnson-shares-Carrie-Symonds.html

 

[mat]

allo allo allo

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...flat-Boris-Johnson-shares-Carrie-Symonds.html

Worryingly the police deny an incident took place despite all the evidence.

Were becoming dystopian.

 

[waspish]

Quick divorce and she'll take him for everything he has got plus his career and dream if any of that is true.

 

[mat]

 

[Len Rum]

Whoops.
Daily Mail on the case.

 

[mat]

Whoops.
Daily Mail on the case.

Guardian allege they have an audio of the row.

 

[lancs blue]

Presumably he's still trying to extract his laptop from where his missus inserted it.

Mr Johnson could be heard refusing to leave the flat and telling the woman to "get off my laptop" before there was a loud crashing noise.

 

[The perfect fumble]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...flat-Boris-Johnson-shares-Carrie-Symonds.html

'Get off me. Get out of my flat': Blistering words Carrie Symonds yelled at Boris Johnson during midnight row which brought police to their door when neighbours heard screaming and favourite to become PM shouting 'get off my f***ing laptop'

I'm an old fart and not exactly down with the kids, is 'get off my f***ing laptop' a smutty euphemism?

 

[smudgedj]

Lol Tory supporting audience. Sure.

 

[Ban-jani]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...flat-Boris-Johnson-shares-Carrie-Symonds.html

'Get off me. Get out of my flat': Blistering words Carrie Symonds yelled at Boris Johnson during midnight row which brought police to their door when neighbours heard screaming and favourite to become PM shouting 'get off my f***ing laptop'

I'm an old fart and not exactly down with the kids, is 'get off my f***ing laptop' a smutty euphemism?

Well I’m 26 and I’ve never heard it.

Appreciate I’m not that young but I have younger siblings.

My first thought is getting caught with pornography.

 

[smudgedj]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...flat-Boris-Johnson-shares-Carrie-Symonds.html

'Get off me. Get out of my flat': Blistering words Carrie Symonds yelled at Boris Johnson during midnight row which brought police to their door when neighbours heard screaming and favourite to become PM shouting 'get off my f***ing laptop'

I'm an old fart and not exactly down with the kids, is 'get off my f***ing laptop' a smutty euphemism?

Arguing over a laptop sounds like they are already married.

 

[Ban-jani]

Arguing over a laptop sounds like they are already married.

“Get off me” is the worry, surely?

I’ve had far too many relationships for my age but no woman/girl has ever had to seriously say that to me.

 

[smudgedj]

“Get off me” is the worry, surely?

I’ve had far too many relationships for my age but no woman/girl has ever had to seriously say that to me.

We need context really.

I am surprised that someone is bugging that women’s flat though. I wonder if they have placed any cameras in there as well.

 

[Ban-jani]

We need context really.

I am surprised that someone is bugging that women’s flat though. I wonder if they have placed camera in there as well.

Piers Morgan has history to be fair.

How that **** is on tele still I don’t know after what he did to our troops.

 

[smudgedj]

Piers Morgan has history to be fair.

How that **** is on tele still I don’t know after what he did to our troops.

Can’t say i disagree.

 

[mat]

Lol Tory supporting audience. Sure.

Kay Burley probably selected them herself. Full of ex girlfriends and their children, including the ones he doesn't talk about.

 

[smudgedj]

 

[smudgedj]

Well I’m 26 and I’ve never heard it.

Appreciate I’m not that young but I have younger siblings.

My first thought is getting caught with pornography.

He spilt red wine on her sofa.

 

[mat]

Could be Boris's version of the Stevie G.