Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Ban-jani]

He spilt red wine on her sofa.

I bet he drinks a really horrible fruity one like Shiraz, the weirdo.

 

[journolud]

We need context really.

I am surprised that someone is bugging that women’s flat though. I wonder if they have placed any cameras in there as well.

Don't think its been suggested the flat is bugged, the neighbours claim to have heard through the wall. You know what these council houses are like. It will all come out in the wash when they are on the Kyle show.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Quick divorce and she'll take him for everything he has got plus his career and dream if any of that is true.

got to marry her first - silly sod did the break up before the wedding - bet the estranged Mrs Johnson is pissing her knickers tonight

 

[smudgedj]

Sunday’s headline
Boris assaults child.

 

[bluethrunthru]

We need context really.

I am surprised that someone is bugging that women’s flat though. I wonder if they have placed any cameras in there as well.

so you didn't read the article then?

It was audible from the street and recorded on a smartphone - thats not bugging thats taking the dog for a walk and hearing stuff in the street

 

[mat]

so you didn't read the article then?

It was audible from the street and recorded on a smartphone - thats not bugging thats taking the dog for a walk and hearing stuff in the street

Boris being protected like the Cheeto faced **** over the pond. I wonder where the media connection is of both...?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Johnson's team say "no comment" but no denial.

Hunt needs to attack Johnson's character and turn up with his wife to hustings - Tory members love that - he is just best not to state what her nationality is or was...........

 

[smudgedj]

so you didn't read the article then?

It was audible from the street and recorded on a smartphone - thats not bugging thats taking the dog for a walk and hearing stuff in the street

Waiting on the ‘Boris Ate My Hamster’ article first.

That was good timing for them midnight dog walkers.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Waiting on the ‘Boris Ate My Hamster’ article first.

That was good timing for them midnight dog walkers.

she will be his downfall - not cut out for the role - bit of totty who fell for the charm but ultimately his cock will finally do for him- another 4 weeks of this exposure will hve her running for the hills and leaving the blonde bombshell with egg on his face if not on his bell end

 

[smudgedj]

she will be his downfall - not cut out for the role - bit of totty who fell for the charm but ultimately his cock will finally do for him- another 4 weeks of this exposure will hve her running for the hills and leaving the blonde bombshell with egg on his face if not on his bell end

Oh i agree with you. I said awhile ago he should get rid.

 

[bluejon]

she will be his downfall - not cut out for the role - bit of totty who fell for the charm but ultimately his cock will finally do for him- another 4 weeks of this exposure will hve her running for the hills and leaving the blonde bombshell with egg on his face if not on his bell end

Forgot he'd binned his missus for a younger model. He's a dick, and it's going to be fucking brilliant watching leaders from all over the world calling him a dick. Except trump, but he's also a dick.

 

[aguero93:20]

Forgot he'd binned his missus for a younger model. He's a dick, and it's going to be fucking brilliant watching leaders from all over the world calling him a dick. Except trump, but he's also a dick.

Plus, Trump will be too busy trying to drag BJ's missus into a secluded corner somewhere to rape her.

 

[bluejon]

Plus, Trump will be too busy trying to drag BJ's missus into a secluded corner somewhere to rape her.

And how will Boris react to that? All sorts of questions.

 

[aguero93:20]

And how will Boris react to that? All sorts of questions.

Depends how many attractive women are in the room tbf.

 

[waspish]

She will be on love island next year

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I bet he drinks a really horrible fruity one like Shiraz, the weirdo.

'And I am not drinking any f#ckin' Merlot'!

 

[worsleyweb]

The first week I met the current Mrs I dropped a glass of wine on her cream carpet just like Boris has.

The fact he has had a good row shows he is normal.

Show me a couple who don’t have the odd good barney.

Nothing to see.

 

[malg]

Just heard this on the BBC. No fucking wonder young men are dying in London when the Met go out to this. The BBC reporting that the neighbour heard the woman shouting that Johnson spilled red wine on the sofa. Absolute fucking joke.

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Pretty thin walls for a Georgian town house! Amazed the neighbour was able to hear so much and give so many details to the Guardian reporter. Lol

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

Man has argument with girlfriend in own home . Front page news. Pathetic