United thread 2019/20

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But can you do it at high speed?

Thats what propells you to being dubbed the new Best / Giggsy / Cristiano / Rashford etc etc etc
I can give it away in a split second mate, give me a few drinks the night before a match and I'll match Lukaku's first touch.
 
The media are going to have a problem with England's right back, as TAA was the best till yesterday so who are they going to upset the rags or the dippers?

What's wrong with playing both...… and I don't mean swapping them over at half time. 2 right backs, one central defender and a left back. What could go wrong, I think I will email the FA.
 
Read it and weep you tossers......Christ I thought 19 was embarrassing, but.......

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The FOC in me still cannot believe where we are and where they are,19pts was amazing enough but 32 pts is gobsmacking


I'm watching some games on sky and what the fuckity fuck are they feeling them,most of them are fat knackers lol
 
Apparently they are very close to signing Wissam Ben Yedder from Sevilla?

He turns 29 in August and is...decent? Not great. Would be a good signing for Everton or West Ham
 
Apparently they are very close to signing Wissam Ben Yedder from Sevilla?

He turns 29 in August and is...decent? Not great. Would be a good signing for Everton or West Ham

Found their level. They are going to struggle next season big time. A 20 year old kid from Palace moving up here is not going to find it easy at all.
 
So, once they win a couple of games what will we get from the meedja? I reckon an amalgam of the following:

1. James the new Giggs.....says Giggs.
2. Wan Bukake the next Paolo Maldini.
3. 3-0 win for Yoonit'd....Ole, Ole, Ole....
4. Solksjaer's Starlets.
5. You Win Nothing With Kids - every single meedja outlet if they're anywhere near the top of the league after 10 games.
6. The Kis are Gunnar be Fine.
7. Bukake comes good!
8. James to be called DJ after two good games and have his own clothing line and hashtag....#dj7!
 
Zaha will vouch for that.

I remember renting a flat to a kid called Marvin Sordell who played for Burnley and then Bolton. South London boy and he was like a fish out of water up here. Asking a lot from a young kid to step in and be first choice.
 
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