United thread 2019/20

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Blue Til Death said:
They are masters at spending big on utter shite and flops.....! They are also masters at renewing the contracts of players who's time was up 5 years ago and even one that turns like an oil tanker and tackles with his face....!
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To be fair that description could be about half a dozen of their players,not just the Phil the face..
 
malg said:
So, once they win a couple of games what will we get from the meedja? I reckon an amalgam of the following:

1. James the new Giggs.....says Giggs.
2. Wan Bukake the next Paolo Maldini.
3. 3-0 win for Yoonit'd....Ole, Ole, Ole....
4. Solksjaer's Starlets.
5. You Win Nothing With Kids - every single meedja outlet if they're anywhere near the top of the league after 10 games.
6. The Kis are Gunnar be Fine.
7. Bukake comes good!
8. James to be called DJ after two good games and have his own clothing line and hashtag....#dj7!
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They will just change their name to" resurgent man utd" just like they did for ogs first 9 games or whatever last season. Funny how they dont call them feckin crap, or boring man utd, when its appropriate(which is now most of the time).
 
KCblue said:
Please let them up that bid for Maguire. They kept laughing about 'guzumping' us but if gazumping means paying £130m for Fred and Maguire plus Sanchez's outrageous wages then I hope they gazump us every window.
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If nobody else bids, they will end up gazumping themselves. In today's market which is vastly over inflated I am still struggling to see how he is worth the figures that are being bandied about.
 
I really don't understand the way they are doing their transfer business. I know they were stupid in the past but they are doing the same thing again and again and somehow believing something will click. It's very strange even by their standards.
 
Wonderful to watch this lot. Extend the contracts of smallthing and Phil the face and then want to pay £70m+ for Barry Maguire AND are rumoured to be in for Longcross as well. Money to burn.
 
MillionMilesAway said:
Comparing overall wages between clubs needs a punch of salt as the costs are all different - who owns the image rights, how much of the pay is basic salary, and how much is bonuses, etc.

We have The transfer twietter thing claiming 250-300, citing Utd as a source; the BBC citing 200k, and Winter implying about 100-125. None of us know which is right, if any.
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We know Winter is talking shite tbf.
 
roy.or.r said:
I really don't understand the way they are doing their transfer business. I know they were stupid in the past but they are doing the same thing again and again and somehow believing something will click. It's very strange even by their standards.
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Einstein once defined stupidity as making the same mistakes over and over again and expecting a different result.
 
roy.or.r said:
I really don't understand the way they are doing their transfer business. I know they were stupid in the past but they are doing the same thing again and again and somehow believing something will click. It's very strange even by their standards.
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Woowar's way of showing the Glazers that they don't need a DOF.
He is quite capable himself.
Bwahaha.
Bwahaha.
 
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