United thread 2019/20

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Actually, the singular form of the word is "criterion", whereas "criteria" is the plural form.

You cannot therefore have "one criteria".

 

[BlueMoonraker]

Meanwhile, United are still shite.

 

[Vienna_70]

Meanwhile, United are still shite.

The football now matches the rest of the club, which has always been horrible.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I cannot allow my biased views to linger solely in my deranged mindset for any longer: ginger pig was a rag, therefor he was and is a fukcing Cnut who should have been smothered at birth and never permitted to taint the game of football.

A well-reasoned argument. Hard to disagree with. I like.

 

[laughing gravy]

The way their pre-season is panning out with signings (or rather non signings) there is a very realistic chance of them finishing 7th or even 8th.

If that happens will the footballing fraternity refer to the premier league as the top 10?

perhaps the magnificent seven lol

 

[BigOscar]

Ragcafe has a new "just not interested in football any more" thread. I love these things, they are glorious. Always giant essays about how everything has changed and football isn't what it used to be, hundreds of noble excuses about the moral decay of the beautiful game. All could be replaced with "I only liked it when we were winning". Turns out glory hunters don't actually like football, they like winning. Who'd have thought?

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I cannot allow my biased views to linger solely in my deranged mindset for any longer: ginger pig was a rag, therefor he was and is a fukcing Cnut who should have been smothered at birth and never permitted to taint the game of football.

Then he would never have been a rag and you would not have this deranged anger towards him ;-)

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Two planks thinks Lukakapu is worth in excess of 80 million and won't sell to Inter for a penny less.
Meanwhile in another parallel universe Sky and Darma bald bloke and Sarveh Solonoid think Pogwank is worth about 150 million and Real will be falling over themselves to buy him at that price or more.

I think the former will go for an undisclosed loan fee with an undisclosed agreement to buy and the latter will be left to poison the rest of the barrel.
Fucking lovely!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

He was also a dirty little **** who would have been sent off every game if he didn't play for the shit.
And dont forget he stopped playing for england at 25 cos the twisted scottish whiskey riddled bastard told him too

That's I prefer to remember him

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yes he was left outstanding from the tackles he made, whilst his fouled opponent was left outlying on the stretcher.

Clumsy not dirty remember........

 

[malg]

Seriously now, get to fuck:

Manchester United have added £30m to their valuation of France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, and want £180m for the player they re-signed for £89m in 2016. (Star)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Dirty premeditated tackle by the nasty rag twat. Good job Zabba is hard as nails.

The slow-mo doesn't do it justice as it was at full throttle (if I am remembering correctly).

That long ago Zaba's got hair.......

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Seriously now, get to fuck:

Manchester United have added £30m to their valuation of France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, and want £180m for the player they re-signed for £89m in 2016. (Star)

Has he had a new hair cut?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Seriously now, get to fuck:

Manchester United have added £30m to their valuation of France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, and want £180m for the player they re-signed for £89m in 2016. (Star)

Now that is funny.

 

[BusterPhillips]

Reports in the media this morning of one of ManU back room staff being admitted to hospital for a suspected drug overdose..

Overdose are typically associated with over indulgence in recreational drugs or if one is attempting to end their own life. I don't know how common it is for someone to accidentally overdose on medication to ease a headache for instance..

Whatever the reason it's really damming and indicative of how badly run their club is.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Seriously now, get to fuck:

Manchester United have added £30m to their valuation of France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, and want £180m for the player they re-signed for £89m in 2016. (Star)

Ragonomics : Piss it against the wall, suck it up with a straw, spit it in a bottle and label it champagne.

 

[northwichblue]

Seriously now, get to fuck:

Manchester United have added £30m to their valuation of France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, and want £180m for the player they re-signed for £89m in 2016. (Star)

I can't my head round this £180m the lad is shite,
Alright he might score the odd goal or make the odd good pass, but £180m come on.

 

[Matt the Giant]

I can't my head round this £180m the lad is shite,
Alright he might score the odd goal or make the odd good pass, but £180m come on.

I wholeheartedly agree. How on earth could anyone in their right mind see Pogba as £180m player?
I hope he stays on and that his agent demands a wage in correlation to the club's apparent valuation of him.

Even the £89m fee they paid for him three years ago is too much.

 

[goatersnipple]

I wholeheartedly agree. How on earth could anyone in their right mind see Pogba as £180m player?
I hope he stays on and that his agent demands a wage in correlation to the club's apparent valuation of him.

Even the £89m fee they paid for him three years ago is too much.

Everyday gets better.
Salford red Sox the gift that keeps on giving

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Pogba's valuation of £180m has got to be a wind up , he scored a dozen goals last season , half of them "trotting up/poser" penalties and contributed absolutely nothing when the Rags came up against a half decent team (he was banned for their result of the season against PSG). If anything his performances since joining the Rags should mean a 50% drop in his value , but because he won a world cup with France he is considered world class , his value is solely based on shirt sales and his social media presence which is a sad reflection on modern football , his ability on the pitch along with players like Lingard are considered secondary.
The Rags need another shirt seller a £200m bid for Neymar would suit them down to the ground another prima donna who plays for himself when he wants to put a shift in , Neymar & Sanchez as a front two would be exactly what those f*ckers deserve.