United thread 2019/20

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Very quiet on this drugs overdose,if we had drugs in our camp we would never hear the last off it,city are doping or something similar

It's the Rags's.

Press are still sh*t scared of Bacon Face.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

A member of the rags touring party was allegedly found after taking an overdose.

Perfectly understandable seeing as the squad of players in the party are shite.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Rags coach Mark Dempsey admitted to hospital with exhaustion.fuck me he's got to be less fit than shaw and lukaku. These fuckers will do well to last till Christmas.unless of course it is something else all together

 

[Ban-jani]

Playing cricket today and one of their lads had his mum shouting the score to him on the pitch and he actually first pumped in celebration when they went 2-0 up.

Have they totally lost the plot of what is successful?

I don’t know what’s going on with them but I know it’s fucking brilliant whatever it is.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Rags coach Mark Dempsey admitted to hospital with exhaustion.fuck me he's got to be less fit than shaw and lukaku. These fuckers will do well to last till Christmas.unless of course it is something else all together

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...tball-news/man-utd-wiki-mark-dempsey-15606595

 

[asahartford1]

He will go home recuperate, then be quietly sacked.

 

[cheekybids]

He will go home recuperate, then be quietly sacked.

Absolutely - they have a medical team, doctors & physios but it took a visit to emergency to find he’s tired.

He’s putting cones out in an Aussie winter where temps range from a low of 8oc to a high of 20oc with a cool breeze. He wasn’t running across the Sahara ffs.

If travelling by private jet caused this, is the best fix to send him home on a private jet.

I just can’t get over the levels of bullshit when reporting on these.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Absolutely - they have a medical team, doctors & physios but it took a visit to emergency to find he’s tired.

He’s putting cones out in an Aussie winter where temps range from a low of 8oc to a high of 20oc with a cool breeze. He wasn’t running across the Sahara ffs.

If travelling by private jet caused this, is the best fix to send him home on a private jet.

I just can’t get over the levels of bullshit when reporting on these.

Bless him it's a hard life being a rag.I would hate it,sharing bargain buckets with Shaw and Lukaku and free trips to Oz

 

[asahartford1]

Absolutely - they have a medical team, doctors & physios but it took a visit to emergency to find he’s tired.

He’s putting cones out in an Aussie winter where temps range from a low of 8oc to a high of 20oc with a cool breeze. He wasn’t running across the Sahara ffs.

If travelling by private jet caused this, is the best fix to send him home on a private jet.

I just can’t get over the levels of bullshit when reporting on these.

Simon Stone is all over the story -;)

 

[Nellies left peg]

Bless him it's a hard life being a rag.I would hate it,sharing bargain buckets with Shaw and Lukaku and free trips to Oz

Let the prick swim home and build up his stamina

 

[cheekybids]

Simon Stone is all over the story -;)

He describes how he was saved when they took his pulse using a “tag heuer” watch the official timepiece of tour 2019.

 

[Nellies left peg]

He describes how he was saved when they took his pulse using a “tag heuer” watch the official timepiece of your 2019.

And rushed to hospital in a Chevrolet no doubt mate

 

[xgorton]

Simon Stone is all over the story -;)

Simon Stone the rag from the Salford based BBC over in Australia reporting on a friendly unbelievable, wonder who they would have sent over if it was us,no one.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Simon Stone the rag from the Salford based BBC over in Australia reporting on a friendly unbelievable, wonder who they will send over for our friendly, no hope.

Neil fucking Custis probably and Alan Brazil cos he hasn't had a holiday in 2 weeks

 

[cheekybids]

Simon Stone is all over the story -;)

Ive just read his report which states there was nearly 60k in attendance which is a lie, there was 50k there. If he needs proof I can give him a name of someone who can circle the empty seats with red pen.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Simon Stone the rag from the Salford based BBC over in Australia reporting on a friendly unbelievable, wonder who they would have sent over if it was us,no one.

I guess we'll find out in a day or two for when City play West Ham in China, and then Newcastle or Wolves.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Ive just read his report which states there was nearly 60k in attendance which is a lie, there was 50k there. If he needs proof I can give him a name of someone who can circle the empty seats with red pen.

Blue pen please.red is out of order.only have empty seats at the Etihad apparently

 

[lazerblue]

He describes how he was saved when they took his pulse using a “tag heuer” watch the official timepiece of tour 2019.

And they revived him with a pot noodle

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Nobody wants their overvalued, underperforming primadonnas -
Eddie2planks can quote as many telephone numbers as he wants for pogwash and the lump but no sane team will go near them.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

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