United thread 2019/20

[The Stockport Iniesta]

By Lou Macari and I’m sold.

Tbf Lou should be pretty experienced with the old vinegar stroke.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Tbf Lou should be pretty experienced with old vinegar stroke.

Brilliant!

 

[1.618034]

By Lou Macari and I’m sold.

His hands would be too small. I was thinking about having John Magnier and The GPC fighting over it.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Maguire, Wan Bissaka and James for almost 150M combined lol.

They still have no Midfield, or a top class forward.

Longstaff will take it up to 200m. Expecting them to win the league now, as I'm told money guarantees success.

 

[tweety]

How the hell are they going to fit all the goals and the fire drill into just 15 minutes?

Safety officers say it was the fastest ground evacuation ever and use it in training videos.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

His hands would be too small. I was thinking about having John Magnier and The GPC fighting over it.

John Magnier and JP McManus wanking it off into the GPC’s mouth whilst calling him a ‘dirty bitch’ sounds more analogous and apposite.

 

[NZBlue]

World class striker? Fuck my boots.

Battleships get compared according to size so yes, he could be classed along with the world. Their equators are probably fairly similar for a start

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Longstaff will take it up to 200m. Expecting them to win the league now, as I'm told money guarantees success.

And when they are still shite they will go into full City bingo mode yet again.

 

[lonestay]

How the hell are they paying £80 million in a one horse race ?

 

[1.618034]

John Magnier and JP McManus wanking it off into the GPC’s mouth whilst calling him a ‘dirty bitch’ sounds more analogous and apposite.

Now you're talking.

It could be titled "The United Way"

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Now you're talking.

It could be titled "The United Way"

It has to be hosted by Dwight Yorke, with Bryan Robson as co-host.

 

[deano ou812]

How the hell are they paying £80 million in a one horse race ?

Hahahahaha,the united way ..

 

[bluethrunthru]

How the hell are they paying £80 million in a one horse race ?

ask Ed?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

John Magnier and JP McManus wanking it off into the GPC’s mouth whilst calling him a ‘dirty bitch’ sounds more analogous and apposite.

When you realize that the Glazers only got their grubby hands on the rags, is because of the pisscans greed over some horse jizz the funnier it becomes.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

When you realize that the Glazers only got their grubby hands on the rags, is because of the pisscans greed over some horse jizz the funnier it becomes.

It’s utterly hilarious. He’s caused all this misery, because, as you say, he was a greedy cünt and chose his battles appallingly.

 

[Vienna_70]

not all...……….
1. Owners don't own slaves
2. Excellent wages
3. Chance to start week after week if performance level is good
4. If you resurrect United, its much bigger than winning at a plastic club few people care about
5. Owners don't own slaves
6. Top tier stadium and a chance to play in front of 75k fans every week + a tremendous traveling support
7. Probably the most well known brand in world football so great endorsement opportunities
8. Transfer spending has always been healthy if sometimes not prudent so good chance of playing with other top tier players
9. United take care of their ex-players with coaching opportunities and ambassadorial roles where you can travel the world hyping up the club
10. Owners don't own slaves

Top tier players?

The new Stan Laurel? Mike Smallthing? Daniel "Calamity" James?

 

[Vienna_70]

Inter must be off their heads, fuck knows why they are after lumpkaku.

They have ordered too much pizza, and need to get rid of it somehow.

 

[Vienna_70]

Safety officers say it was the fastest ground evacuation ever and use it in training videos.

Faster than Wembley 2011?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Faster than Wembley 2011?

Or Wembley ‘16.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

If they play a couple of the kids, what generic name will the media attach to them?

Ole's offspring?
Solskjaer's sprogs?