United thread 2019/20

[mac]

Fuck me that is embarrassing.

 

[Claytop]

Can never laugh enough at how shit they are.

Brilliant, that's like something you see before a match in Sunday league football. Ball never under any control.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Can never laugh enough at how shit they are.

Fuck me it’s like they’ve dropped in for a taster session.

‘This football stuff looks like it could be good fun’.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Brilliant, that's like something you see before a match in Sunday league football. Ball never under any control.

What’s even worse were the statues trying to close the ball down. They are doomed.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Fuck me it’s like they’ve dropped in for a taster session.

‘This football stuff looks like it could be good fun’.

Middle management away day, hosted by David Brent.

 

[55yr old teenager]

My niece had her graduation ball last week
Some of her friends met up with at her house. Marcus Rashford's cousin was there. Guess who she supports? CITY!!!!. Obviously she has better taste than 'Rashy'.

 

[TheBlueDune]

Sky now running with a very long story on "how the unassuming Sean Longstaff became one of the most in-demand midfielders in English football"

Did he?

Elephant Man first transfer activity.
Second? Phil the Face?

 

[laserblue]

If you go by the imbeciles on the Danilo thread 32 points behind makes them ‘rivals’.

By that logic finishing 32 points ahead of relegated Cardiff makes them rivals too. Hold that thought. Cardiff beat the rags at the swamp.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Great stuff rags - a two game unbeaten run. Make the most of it.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Great stuff rags - a two game unbeaten run. Make the most of it.

The daily mail putting a spin on it of a glimpse of the future with Ole’s exciting young side. A nuclear bomb could hit Old Trafford and the press would give a slant on how great it is in regards to the rags.

 

[The perfect fumble]

The daily mail putting a spin on it of a glimpse of the future with Ole’s exciting young side. A nuclear bomb could hit Old Trafford and the press would give a slant on how great it is in regards to the rags.

It would solve the mouse problem.

 

[JASR]

A nuclear bomb could hit Old Trafford and the press would give a slant on how great it is in regards to the rags.

'Stadium is free from rats, leaks, tired paintwork and cramped seats, with (un)safe standing back at United' ?

 

[Vienna_70]

Give us a 'C'

Crunt?

 

[Blue Til Death]

At present, the players, manager and club are out of their depth at this level.
Long may it continue, anyone who thinks karma does not exist, well, just look at this Shithouse of a club ..... :-)

 

[Stoned Rose]

By that logic finishing 32 points ahead of relegated Cardiff makes them rivals too. Hold that thought. Cardiff beat the rags at the swamp.

Seriously mate. Check the thread. It’s mind blowing.

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

'Stadium is free from rats, leaks, tired paintwork and cramped seats, with (un)safe standing back at United' ?

The swamp will never be safe from rat infestation, particularly on a match day over in Trafford.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

The daily mail putting a spin on it of a glimpse of the future with Ole’s exciting young side. A nuclear bomb could hit Old Trafford and the press would give a slant on how great it is in regards to the rags.

Oh could it? Please????????

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It would solve the mouse problem.

Not to mention the tw@t epidemic ;-)

 

[squirtyflower]

The daily mail putting a spin on it of a glimpse of the future with Ole’s exciting young side. A nuclear bomb could hit Old Trafford and the press would give a slant on how great it is in regards to the rags.

To be fair, I think it would be great too

 

[Hoghead]

A nuclear bomb could hit Old Trafford and the press would give a slant on how great it is in regards to the rags.

That's what swamps do, swallow things whole :)