United thread 2019/20

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Following on from what other posters have said about Yoonitids great pre season, I am also very worried about the turnaround. It seems Olly has got them all fit, playing great football (and with enthusiasm and team spirit) My fear is they could be 10 points clear by Christmas and with a dominant L;'pool in second we may struggle.

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I recall their last great pre-season.... Beating City in Houston and Van Ghoul masterminding their victories to win the Inter Continental Cup or whatever it was called.
Even David Moyes won the Community Shield......

 

[citytill1die84]

Looks like he's close to offski.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Looks like he's close to offski.

Who’s in the pic with him?

 

[Nascent Blues]

Who’s in the pic with him?

Tyrian Lannister.

 

[NorCalBlue]

I recall their last great pre-season.... Beating City in Houston and Van Ghoul masterminding their victories to win the Inter Continental Cup or whatever it was called.
Even David Moyes won the Community Shield......

It wasn't a proper trophy back then.

 

[northwichblue]

Tyrian Lannister.

Is that Kings Landing FC centre back

 

[citytill1die84]

Who’s in the pic with him?

His agent apparently

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Who’s in the pic with him?

Jeremy Beadle.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Surprised that cünt Nesbitt isn't on there as well.

Coogan's a rag too? Shame, I liked him as an actor.

No he isn’t.
He loathes football.

 

[cookster]

His agent apparently

Just landed him a 500k a week deal at the Rags?

 

[mat]

Fiver on Mick Hucknall is a fair punt

Something got you started?

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Something got you started?

Moneys too tight to mention

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Moneys too tight to mention

I went to my brother see what he could do.

 

[shroom]

Who’s in the pic with him?

Neil Diamond ... he's coming to America.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Jeremy Beadle.

Looks well considering he’s been dead for a decade

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Looks well considering he’s been dead for a decade

Or has he? I'm still waiting for him to take off his wig and mask and reveal he's been Borris Johnson for the last ten years. That's the only way I could make sense of what's going on at the moment.

 

[sam 1980]

They’ll take Chelsea’s place in the top 4 this season

 

[Vienna_70]

They’ll take Chelsea’s place in the top 4 this season

Really?

Their form in the final ten matches - including taking only one point from two relegated teams in the last two games - would suggest otherwise.

Of those last ten games, they won three, two of which were victories over Watford and West Ham that they really should have lost.

 

[sam 1980]

Really?

Their form in the final ten matches - including taking only one point from two relegated teams in the last two games - would suggest otherwise.

Of those last ten games, they won three, two of which were victories over Watford and West Ham that they really should have lost.

New season tho ain’t it. They’ll still get a couple of players in to tighten their defense and more than likely a better forward than Lukaku

Chelsea can’t sign anyone and as much as I like Lampard that’s one huge gamble and a mistake imo by Chelsea

 

[crazyg]

Looks well considering he’s been dead for a decade

I was about to ask where they'd dug him up from.