United thread 2019/20

[crazyg]

I think the Dury is still out on that

What a waste of a post that is.

I was going to call him a Blockhead.

 

[jimharri]

I was going to call him a Blockhead.

I wish you had. That'd have been a reason to be cheerful.

 

[citizen_maine]

This is what we find

 

[big gaz]

Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.

You boring twat. What was wrong with " When it came to some splitiness, scared every bastard shitless" ! But no you had to be a clever f**ker, glad that public boy school education was not wasted on you ;-)

 

[BolinCell]

Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.

I sailed with a guy called Marvin when I was in the Merchant navy in the 70s and 80s, he was a big City fan too. Thought this poster Marvin might of been that guy, now I know it isn't.

 

[Bilboblue]

I wish you had. That'd have been a reason to be cheerful.

One, two, or three?

 

[malg]

Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.

 

[malg]

 

[deegee33]

Einstein did not like quantum theory, particularly Heisenberg's uncertainty principle which states that one cannot simultaneously measure the momentum and position of an atomic particle. The Sun shines because of quantum tunnelling, or the wave-like or probabilistic behaviour of protons which stems from this theory. This enables the fusion of like charged protons to fuse at temperatures which should not feasibly allow fusion to take place. It is called the Gamow Peak, the combination of Maxwellian probability distribution of particle speeds in a plasma with the probability of quantum tunneling.

Oh, now I understand.

 

[laserblue]

Doesn't narrow it down very much :)

I was going to add as much to my post but I was confident some smart arse would do it for me and you didn't let me down :)