Talksport

[The perfect fumble]

Caught a few mins last night don't know who was on but the narrative was how lucky the rags had been in the first 60 mins, nearly dropped my tea towel.

What's a tea towel?

 

[bluebaja]

What's a tea towel?

A tea towel is that thing your Mrs hangs in the kitchen for you to use to wipe the remnants of the Kebab off your face.

 

[The perfect fumble]

A tea towel is that thing your Mrs hangs in the kitchen for you to use to wipe the remnants of the Kebab off your face.

Thank fuck for that! I thought for a second it had something to do with the inexplicable way dishes go from being dirty to clean again, it's an everyday miracle!

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What's a tea towel?

It's related to barn, tawny and brown

 

[manimanc]

What's a tea towel?

It's what some city fans wore on their heads bizarrely when sheikh mansour took over and even more strange was half these fans then started dancing like Egyptians.

 

[chesterbells]

Parry must still be on it somewhere.Heard him talking about roots of trees growing to the centre of the earth.

Pmsl
I’d like to have heard that

 

[Champions again in 2012]

The boiled bollock this morning mentioned the upcoming ashes test match and the possibility of it being weather affected and therefore needing Duckworth Lewis- the betting company rep he was talking to had to point out that D-L is not used in test matches. He only seemed slightly embarrassed and moved the subject along quickly

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

The boiled bollock this morning mentioned the upcoming ashes test match and the possibility of it being weather affected and therefore needing Duckworth Lewis- the betting company rep he was talking to had to point out that D-L is not used in test matches. He only seemed slightly embarrassed and moved the subject along quickly

He could be on to something there though. England need 500 to win in 4 sessions could become 110 in 15 overs. Every chance of the second one compared to no chance of the first one!!!

 

[Blue Til Death]

What's a tea towel?

It's a cloth you use to alleviate an itchy arsehole ....

 

[Barcon]

It's a cloth you use to alleviate an itchy arsehole ....

That’s a work sock.

 

[Lupo]

Big Al is working his way down his managerial shortlist - Moyesie is his co-presenter tomorrow morning!

 

[Vienna_70]

Big Al is working his way down his managerial shortlist - Moyesie is his co-presenter tomorrow morning!

Known as Wee Davie when he was at the swamp.

 

[asahartford1]

Known as Wee Davie when he was at the swamp.

To be fair, he has spoken well this morning.
He did well at Everton, often getting the better of City, and was never given a chance by rag fans or eddy.

Different level to Allardyce.

 

[Briggs1969]

The other day Big Sham said he was responsible for the current academy systems at City & Chelsea as they were based on what he set up whilst at Sunderland. He was only there 7 months and the academy was founded 13 years before he got there. Also mentioned that he was a mentor for managers association. Then he seemed surprised managers that British weren't getting on. 2 of the other mentors were Sammy Lee & George Burley ffs

Big Sham? Ha ha very good!

 

[Gazza]

Big Sham? Ha ha very good!

He meant to say Big Sam but he's got a Shaun Connery lisp.

 

[Lupo]

To be fair, he has spoken well this morning.
He did well at Everton, often getting the better of City, and was never given a chance by rag fans or eddy.

Different level to Allardyce.

Yes he was ok tbf and far better than bitter, whingey, whiny, money grabbing, xenophobic dinosaur Big Fat Sam

 

[journolud]

Yes he was ok tbf and far better than bitter, whingey, whiny, money grabbing, xenophobic dinosaur Big Fat Sam

Don't you like the bent tw*t?

 

[Lupo]

Don't you like the bent tw*t?

Despite him being a Wolves fan from Dudley... NO!!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Despite him being a Wolves fan from Dudley... NO!!!

I’d never have guessed!

;-)

 

[dennishasdoneit]

It's related to barn, tawny and brown

Tawny and brown are the same bird,tut tut ; )