As would I, but May didn't want it.
Who cares about the ERG, the Tories, May, Parliament. This is about what the infrastructure of the people and businesses of the UK wants, and we want a deal, but our "Parliamentarians" are not listening to us or what we want, because they're too busy playing party politics or obsessing over "powah".
Brexit is not a terrible idea, because you just said "If you offered me that, i'd snap your hand off" That IS a 'brexit', one of many solutions that have been overlooked by May. There was my EFTA preferred option, the ideal "soft brexit" that solved all these raised issues; ignored.
A no deal brexit is a terrible idea, granted, but as has been pointed out, few are or were ever in favour of it and May's WA was supported only by herself and her lackies. Brexit is not worse than we currently have; having an FTA in Europe but being free to create more FTA's with other nations on other continents is "bad"? Remember that the EU only entered into trade deals that IT chose. Surely TTIP should be an example of what happens when you solely allow the EU to "negotiate" on our behalf.