United thread 2019/20

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ccr said:
Quite a few years ago everywhere you looked was some muppet wearing a rag shirt. Hard to spot nowadays. Thinking of publishing a book called Where's the Wally.
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12 30 Saturday if you switch your tv on you'll see 11 muppets in rag shirts. They are away at Southampton.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
These twats might run us close for the cup for cock ups the way they are going. It’s like the ghost of Swales is haunting the board room at Old Trafford and old syrup head is having the last laugh.
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The way things are going we'll end up with a statue of Uncle Malc outside the Etihad. He's been one of our greatest signings ;)
 
manimanc said:

Just for shits and giggles.
To think of the absolute wankfest the red mardarses went into when he signed.
Piss funny how it's turned out, absolute comedy gold.
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Sir Matt's body must be spinning in his grave
Sir Matt's body must be spinning in his grave
Sir Matt's body must be spinning in his grave
As Ed Woodward marches on
I'm just here to milk united
I'm just here to milk united
I'm just here to milk united
And Ed Woodward marches on
 
Tonight I am quite sad, my favourite Rag seems to have gone. Goodbye dear Alexis, the laughs you have given us have been brilliant. I did not think that one man could take the piss out of that shower of shit as much as you have done, the time, effort and devotion you have put into that is worthy of higher recognition than I can give. I can only say you are the finest Rag ever to not turn out at the Swamp.
I hope your remaining years are filled with as many trophies as your bank balance already is. Farewell and adieu.
 
Plays By Sense Of Smell said:
Sir Matt's body must be spinning in his grave
Sir Matt's body must be spinning in his grave
Sir Matt's body must be spinning in his grave
As Ed Woodward marches on
I'm just here to milk united
I'm just here to milk united
I'm just here to milk united
And Ed Woodward marches on
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Love it.Just a suggestion,d'ya think"He's just there to milk united"conveys the message a bit clearer?
 
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