United thread 2019/20

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United's current forward line up.

Rashford
Martial
Pereira
Greenwood
James
Chong

Could you ever have imagined they'd be this shit?
Never mind the attack, list the midfield.....

Pogba (wants to leave)
McTominay (wank)
Matic (not happy, plus an utter donkey)
Fred (is he back yet? Lol)
Mata (legs have gone, but half decent)
 
I'm thinking they look pretty weak all over the park right now. Ok,I get he's looking at more mobile, supposedly fearless, youngsters to have a go, but what's backing them up is shaky at best, and getting paper thin.

With darmian and Smalling out this week, rojo too possibly, Valencia left on a free didn't he? That leaves them with wan bissaka, young, Shaw and dalot at full back, and lindelof, Jones, maquire and bailly at centre back.

Bailly is injured again, Jones isn't up to it, lindelof struggles as it is. Clearly he wants two attacking full backs but they are bound to get caught out of possession on the counter, especially if maquire steps up too to come into the play.

Now throw in these Thursday night games and I think they are a suspension or an injury or two away from mid table or even bottom half, a winless run away from wrecking the confidence of the younger players ole is putting all his attacking hopes on.

Plus, the fact they are having to ship out the likes of lukaku, Smalling, rojo and sanchez AND support their wages whilst they are not even at the club, just shows the stunning lack of management going on over there still.

Could be wrong, but I truly hope not :)
 
Never mind the attack, list the midfield.....

Pogba (wants to leave)
McTominay (wank)
Matic (not happy, plus an utter donkey)
Fred (is he back yet? Lol)
Mata (legs have gone, but half decent)
Never mind the midfield, list the defence.

Maguire (carrying the £80M price tag)
Phil the face (if he's still there)
Small-thing (oh! No! He's gone)
The Alpaca (turned to shite)
 
Can someone please confirm exactly why this lot got in the EL. I know it’s because we won the treble, but I want to know the correct sequence that got them in and then got them straight through to the group stage.

TIA
 
Can someone please confirm exactly why this lot got in the EL. I know it’s because we won the treble, but I want to know the correct sequence that got them in and then got them straight through to the group stage.

TIA
Us winning the FA cup stopped them playing from the middle of June or whenever it started and although not related to a cup finish meant Wolves also got a spot.
 
Us winning the FA cup stopped them playing from the middle of June or whenever it started and although not related to a cup finish meant Wolves also got a spot.

And us winning the League Cup, as well as finishing in the top four, opened up sixth spot for a place in the Europa League.
 
They really do have a shit squad, a shit manager, and shit executives. A complete shit show and yet...I fully expect the football authorities will somehow manoeuvre them back into the CL. Their "organic" business plan depends upon it.
 
They really do have a shit squad, a shit manager, and shit executives. A complete shit show and yet...I fully expect the football authorities will somehow manoeuvre them back into the CL. Their "organic" business plan depends upon it.
Yeh but “ole’s at the wheel” remember?? im sure things will be just fine ;)
 
How do they manage to impair the ability and fitness of previously good players. I can think of de Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Pogbad, Sanchez as more famous ones who got rapidly worse after short spells at United. Others, such as Shaw, Jones, Lingard, have declined steadily over the years. There are probably plenty of others too - just remembered januzai.

How are they so badly damaged by the nited way?
 
How do they manage to impair the ability and fitness of previously good players. I can think of de Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Pogbad, Sanchez as more famous ones who got rapidly worse after short spells at United. Others, such as Shaw, Jones, Lingard, have declined steadily over the years. There are probably plenty of others too - just remembered januzai.

How are they so badly damaged by the nited way?

Lingard and Jones have declined ??

Fucking hell they have always been shite !
 
True to form 17 year old Mason Greenwood has been called up for England under 21s following a handful of cameo substitute appearances. As has dipper wonder kid Rhian Brewster who, despite being the same age as Phil Foden, has never played a single minute of competitive first team football for Littlewoods FC.


The FA and it's shite selection process will always include rag and dipper players - not sure why you seem so surprised.
 
How do they manage to impair the ability and fitness of previously good players. I can think of de Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Pogbad, Sanchez as more famous ones who got rapidly worse after short spells at United. Others, such as Shaw, Jones, Lingard, have declined steadily over the years. There are probably plenty of others too - just remembered januzai.

How are they so badly damaged by the nited way?

Veron I think 40 mill at the time
 
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