Liverpool thread 2019/20

[chesterbells]

Bottle thrown at Big Joe from the kop as well.

And where did Joe end up working as goalkeeping coach, on the pitch for the warm up in front of the kop every fortnight? Oh, the irony.

 

[Proy]

From which space station are you looking from?

Edited for accuracy.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo...-wrong-16851033.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Bin dippers in sense of humour self pity meltdown

I can only summise from the sheer cherry picking of statistics on show there that Liverpool must have more people on benefits than Wolverhampton.

 

[blueish swede]

Haha, love 'sign on' never gets old.

I'm sure that fair and balanced article will cause fans of all Premier League clubs to pause in a moment of quiet contemplation and that chant will never be heard again on the terraces of this sceptered isle.

 

[hammocity]

They are clearly a very good team and honestly I make them ever so slight favourites based on what I have seen so far this season.

We have to be 100 percent on it.

Good job you are not a bookmaker then, the professional punters would eat you for breakfast, City are 2/5 with Ladbrokes and the Dippers 5/2.

 

[worsleyweb]

Good job you are not a bookmaker then, the professional punters would eat you for breakfast, City are 2/5 with Ladbrokes and the Dippers 5/2.

I hope they are right.

 

[Indaparkside]

I hope they are right.

I can't belive how lucky they are with injuries to their main players?? If dick van dyke, and say" karate kid mane were injured at the same time they'd be fucked

 

[KS55]

I can't belive how lucky they are with injuries to their main players?? If dick van dyke, and say" karate kid mane were injured at the same time they'd be fucked

Plenty of time for the dreaded ACL to strike.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I can't belive how lucky they are with injuries to their main players?? If dick van dyke, and say" karate kid mane were injured at the same time they'd be fucked

Either, and they'd be banjaxed!

 

[Gazza]

I can't belive how lucky they are with injuries to their main players?? If dick van dyke, and say" karate kid mane were injured at the same time they'd be fucked

Don't you know that they've got wonder-kids in every position just waiting for their call up from the youth team?

 

[laserblue]

Don't you know that they've got wonder-kids in every position just waiting for their call up from the youth team?

Like the one with the Welsh girl's name (Rhian something or other) who's actually slightly older than Phil Foden and has never played a single minute of competitive first team football for Littlewoods FC. Yet the ever self aware dippers bang on about Phil being better off moving to another club to get more game time.

 

[SWP's back]

Klopp’s reaction to TAA’s goal being put down as an own goal was fucking bizarre. The mark definitely slipped.

About 35 seconds in:

 

[northendenton]

I hope they are right.

There is a reason bookies do not sleep on a park bench lol

 

[hcblue95]

Klopp’s reaction to TAA’s goal being put down as an own goal was fucking bizarre. The mark definitely slipped.

About 35 seconds in:

His teeth and wig are ridiculous.

 

[Blue_Rossy]

Well Gary chuckle has them down as the prem winners for this season, all because Laporte is injured. We might aswell give up now then Gary!!!

 

[Bozo]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo...-wrong-16851033.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Bin dippers in sense of humour self pity meltdown

Fuckin' hell that's so weird

 

[burning blue soul]

the independent is spinning Mane's meltdown against Burnley as good for the club, apparently. it is showing they are passionate and care, harking back to the days of dalgliesh and souness.

now.... correct me if im wrong, but has a falling out/meltodown on the pitch (and lets be fair here, it was a good 'un) ever been spun before as a positive, expressing passion for the jersey and club? cos i cant think of one, ever!!

it's lucky we live in these enlightened times. im sure next they will be telling us that italian fans are just showing real passion for their team when they racist chant, or joey barton was just defending his right to freedom of self-expression when he slammed his forehead into Daniel Stendels nose!!!

 

[kaz7]

Look at this bollocks,has anyone seen him sprint anywhere let alone faster than sane or ky,when your face fits they will make up all kinds of shite lol

 

[laserblue]

Look at this bollocks,has anyone seen him sprint anywhere let alone faster than sane or ky,when your face fits they will make up all kinds of shite lol

He sprinted off at half time because he was bursting for a big dump.

 

[aguero93:20]

Look at this bollocks,has anyone seen him sprint anywhere let alone faster than sane or ky,when your face fits they will make up all kinds of shite lol

Are they all being measured over a similar distance? I mean I can sprint at 100kph, but I can't sustain it for more than a few cm.