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The perfect fumble said:
It could get ugly....

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Never trust anyone from Luxembourg they are all Liberal Democrat;)
 
George Hannah said:
just like everywhere else the Russians didn't eh? You are a pretty ungrateful Belgian as I recall.
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Well i think i need to propperly DISCRIMINATE between nationality's. That said I edited my post to add point 3.


3) The Uk wouldn't exist if it wern't for Europeans having migrating there and making something out of that hole.

Besides, you should rather be gratefull for us Flemmish having financed youre sheep fetish for century's.
 
Fancy that, the EU think we should have another referendum. Who'd have thunk it?
Bettel said: “I asked also Mr Johnson: I read in the papers a few days ago that it goes from ‘big progress’, to Hulk, to David Cameron proposing a second Brexit [referendum]. And Mr Johnson said there won’t be a second referendum, because I asked him: wouldn’t that be a solution to get out of the situation?”
 
FlemishDuck said:
I edited my post to add point 3.
3) The Uk wouldn't exist if it wern't for Europeans having migrating there and making something out of that hole.
You should rather be gratefull for us Flemmish having financed youre sheep fetish for century's.
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You were imported by the Normans to replace the Welsh they massacred actually.
Do they do proper history over the channel?
 
FlemishDuck said:
Well i think i need to propperly DISCRIMINATE between nationality's. That said I edited my post to add point 3.


3) The Uk wouldn't exist if it wern't for Europeans having migrating there and making something out of that hole.

Besides, you should rather be gratefull for us Flemmish having financed youre sheep fetish for century's.
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1 – The most boring place in the world

According to pretty much everybody, Belgium is a boring place. Even the Belgians agree and according to a recent survey, 60% of Belgians wish that they were born somewhere else.

Jeremy Clarkson – aka the mean one from Top Gear – did a (hilarious) documentary a few years back where he travelled to the UK’s neighbouring countries and took the piss out of them. In one episode Jeremy wanders the streets asking the locals whether they were glad to be born Belgian. He is absolutely shocked when after interviewing many people, he finds just one guy who is happy being Belgian. Even the guy dressed as a penguin preferred his status as a penguin to that of being Belgian.
 
George Hannah said:
You were imported by the Normans to replace the Welsh they massacred actually.
Do they do proper history over the channel?
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You mean: WE WENT WITH THE NORMANS TO MASSACRE SOME WELSH. You need to propperly discriminate, We had our local stormtroopers brigade at Hasting lad.
 
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hilts said:
1 – The most boring place in the world

According to pretty much everybody, Belgium is a boring place. Even the Belgians agree and according to a recent survey, 60% of Belgians wish that they were born somewhere else.

Jeremy Clarkson – aka the mean one from Top Gear – did a (hilarious) documentary a few years back where he travelled to the UK’s neighbouring countries and took the piss out of them. In one episode Jeremy wanders the streets asking the locals whether they were glad to be born Belgian. He is absolutely shocked when after interviewing many people, he finds just one guy who is happy being Belgian. Even the guy dressed as a penguin preferred his status as a penguin to that of being Belgian.
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Jeremy Clarkson has never done anything remotely hilariously funny.
 
hilts said:
Wouldn’t know just googled Belgium and boring and it was the first one there, it seems a common theme though but I found Brugge to be very nice.
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I went on a football tour in Brussels and a few of us got mugged. I thought it was too boring to get mugged so we had mixed feelings about how we felt about it.
 
This is low, very low....

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...ey-meeting-with-juncker-live-news-latest-news

Johnson also insisted he wouldn’t delay the UK’s withdrawal from the European Union on 31 October, should no deal be struck by then, while also promising to abide by the law requiring him to request a delay in those same circumstances.

He failed to explain how he intended to align these apparently contradictory positions. Here’s a portion of that exchange:

Kuenssberg asked Johnson how he intended to “get round” that law, noting that he has said he will not delay Brexit. He replied:

I won’t. Here’s, here’s what I want. I will uphold the constitution I will obey the law but we will come out on October 31st.

Kuenssberg again asked the prime minister: “But how, if MPs have changed the law to stop you doing that?” He responded:

We’re going to come out on October 31st and it’s vital that people understand that the UK will not extend. We won’t go on remaining in the EU beyond October. What on earth is the point? Do you know how much it costs?

Once again, Kuenssberg asked Johnson: “But how will you do that if MPs have changed the law to stop you? Are you looking for a way round the law. Because that’s what it sounds like?” The prime minister again replied:

We will obey the law but we will come out and we will come out, I should say, on October 31st.

Kuenssberg tried yet again, asking: “But that means you are looking for a way round the law. I mean to be really clear about this, Parliament has changed the law to make it almost impossible to take us out of the EU without a deal at the end of October. But you say that you will not do it. That means that you must be looking for a way around the law?” Johnson replied:

Well you know those are your words. What we’re going to do is come out on October 31st deal or no deal.
 
The perfect fumble said:
This is low, very low....

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...ey-meeting-with-juncker-live-news-latest-news

Johnson also insisted he wouldn’t delay the UK’s withdrawal from the European Union on 31 October, should no deal be struck by then, while also promising to abide by the law requiring him to request a delay in those same circumstances.

He failed to explain how he intended to align these apparently contradictory positions. Here’s a portion of that exchange:

Kuenssberg asked Johnson how he intended to “get round” that law, noting that he has said he will not delay Brexit. He replied:

I won’t. Here’s, here’s what I want. I will uphold the constitution I will obey the law but we will come out on October 31st.

Kuenssberg again asked the prime minister: “But how, if MPs have changed the law to stop you doing that?” He responded:

We’re going to come out on October 31st and it’s vital that people understand that the UK will not extend. We won’t go on remaining in the EU beyond October. What on earth is the point? Do you know how much it costs?

Once again, Kuenssberg asked Johnson: “But how will you do that if MPs have changed the law to stop you? Are you looking for a way round the law. Because that’s what it sounds like?” The prime minister again replied:

We will obey the law but we will come out and we will come out, I should say, on October 31st.

Kuenssberg tried yet again, asking: “But that means you are looking for a way round the law. I mean to be really clear about this, Parliament has changed the law to make it almost impossible to take us out of the EU without a deal at the end of October. But you say that you will not do it. That means that you must be looking for a way around the law?” Johnson replied:

Well you know those are your words. What we’re going to do is come out on October 31st deal or no deal.
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I think he has mastered the art of lying to such an extent that he can even lie to himself.
 
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