Song idea for Rodri

[NZBlue]

Proposing player chants on bluemoon is about as successful as proposed Brexit plans!

1. Poster starts thread about a chant he has come up with for a player.
2. Every other poster completely blanks his proposal and posts there own.
3. None of the proposed chants ever get sung inside/outside a football stadium.
4. We're still in Europe facing the prospect of a no deal exit ;)

I propose some sort of compromise

Get Boris to come up with a song for Rodri and see if he can get Corbyn and co to sing it in Parliament.
We can then do the easier job of sorting out Brexit on here

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

He came from Madrid to play centre mid, that's Rodri.
He'll win the ball back and counter-attack, that's Rodri.
A club record fee worth every penny, that's Rodri.
Istanbul here he comes with Pep's champions, that's Rodri.

 

[Rmcfc23]

No income tax
No VAT
Who needs a dyke
When we've got Rodri.

 

[mat]

Everytime he touches the ball just shout "Plonker!"

 

[mat]

This is how it feel to be City
This is how it feels to be small
We sign Rodney and you sign another Trigger

 

[dronefromsector7G]

This is how it feel to be City
This is how it feels to be small
We sign Rodney and you sign another Trigger

Stick to being a train ****

 

[mat]

Stick to being a train ****

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

No income tax
No VAT
Who needs a dyke
When we've got Rodri.

He's got the strikers in his pocket,
He'll take the ball away from your man,
Cos if you want the best uns
And you don't ask questions
Then Rodri is your man.

And where the money comes from is a mystery,
Cos according to the dippers we have no history,
And when we win the league it drives them all berserk,
That's why the Scousers do no fucking work.

Na na na na...

 

[Northblue]

We need a song for sterling, I’m sick of not being able to sing his because we’re not top.

I don’t have any ideas though, was never a lyricist

To the tune of Dolly Parton Jolene

Ra-heem, ra-heem, ra-heem, ra-heeeeem

The greatest striker, city’s ever seen

 

[NZBlue]

The greatest striker, city’s ever seen

This man says Bollocks