United thread 2019/20

[Fred_Quimby]

Remember Bramall Lane where Sheffield Utd’s stadium only had three sides?

I certainly do. What a dump. I was there for what was called ‘the battle of Bramhall Lane’. Got hoicked out by a super official policeman for doing nowt. I was just the closest to him.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Too much plastic in the world you say? When the bath is full you turn off the tap not get out the mop. So let’s start by sterilising all the rags supporters.

 

[Bill]

Remember Bramall Lane where Sheffield Utd’s stadium only had three sides?

Yep, and shared that with a cricket pitch.

 

[mrbelfry]

it's strange you are only at the games we win so you don't post..

To be fair to Tommo we win a lot

 

[citizen_maine]

To be fair to Tommo we win a lot

I doubt it's got anything to do with him

 

[mrbelfry]

I doubt it's got anything to do with him

I could go back and check which games he was at and check the results. Thankfully he gave a pretty full resume

 

[old blue]

Worth a shot i suppose? What we saying tho... Big man up top, or at the back with slab head?

"Manchester United signs Michelin-starred chef Tom Kerridge"

His signature dish is Ratatouille.

 

[Vienna_70]

To be fair to Tommo we win a lot

We have a certain pedigree, chum.

 

[Vienna_70]

His signature dish is Ratatouille.

Well, there’s plenty of raw material at the swamp!

 

[mosssideblue]

We have a certain pedigree, chum.

You cheeky Chappie

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Saw what you did there pal.

 

[Sid C]

Saw what you did there pal.

Surely not everybody’s your pal.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Surely not everybody’s your pal.

not a dog owner then?

 

[levets]

Remember Bramall Lane where Sheffield Utd’s stadium only had three sides?

I do, first away with the lads on the special, about 73/74? Won 2-1, think Denis scored

 

[Stoned Rose]

His signature dish is Ratatouille.

Gary Neville likes this post.

 

[BosnianBlue]

Just found out aboout this Twitter acc. It's brilliant.

 

[basokla]

Utd fans right now.

Could be in a relegation battle under the paper boy.

We could win three leagues in a row.

Scousers could win it after 30 years.

Poor fuckers but that's called karma you gobshites.

Funny post and all, but...

I hate living vicariously through a bunch like the Scousers.

Would rather win it again and watch Utd languish mid table.

 

[deegee33]

That's ok by me, I just say it as I see it some times,maybe I should count to 10, I was the same when I played

Probably weren't very good at knowing when you crossed the line. Just saying.

 

[deegee33]

I’ve said it before.

Never, ever, pity a rag.

Ever.

The sad fuckers made their bed, now let them lie in it!

I've always thought that it's pretty simple. I hope that I haven't grown confused lo' these many years.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Wank.