United thread 2019/20

[vincent]

Disagree, he isn't good enough to be a PL manager

A red ST holder said to me the other day ‘He should be managing Salford City, that’s his level’

 

[cookster]

Making money is the only fucking thing they are good at........................and attracting fuckwits, obviously .

Based on their latest estimates for the next couple of years, they ain't even good at that anymore. If they continue to miss out on the CL then naming rights for the stadium is their only parachute and that will only plaster over the cracks.

 

[Vienna_70]

Making money is the only fucking thing they are good at........................and attracting fuckwits, obviously .

Two things they’re good at.

I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Vienna_70]

A red ST holder said to me the other day ‘He should be managing Salford City, that’s his level’

Ouch!

A bit unfair on Salford City, though.

 

[keith's curle]

Stadium naming rights, like shirt deals and the rest, depend on success to bring in top dollar. They won't get what they could while they are shite. It would be a nice earner, but it's arguable whether it would even make up what they are set to lose. They would throw away huge potential on not falling too far behind.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Mine have gone full “ we’re shit “ “ were embarrassing “ “ were fucked “ route, even laughing at themselves as well
They can’t help it though, everytime new player, new manager, a win. Then they’re back with all the usual bollocks
So much like scousers it’s frightening

It's the denial stage mate, let's laugh at ourselves, show everyone we're human after all whilst underneath they're slowly dying inside 'cos they know what they once had / were has gone for good... certainly within their lifetime if they are 50 or over..
I'm on a coach with a shed load of them going to Doncaster races in a couple of weeks and I cannot f'kin wait.. haha!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Naming rights for the shit hole will bring them plenty of coin.... unfortunately.

That's when we know they're on the last toss of the coin.

To rename the swamp will be an act of desperation.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It's the denial stage mate, let's laugh at ourselves, show everyone we're human after all whilst underneath they're slowly dying inside 'cos they know what they once had / were has gone for good... certainly within their lifetime if they are 50 or over..
I'm on a coach with a shed load of them going to Doncaster races in a couple of weeks and I cannot f'kin wait.. haha!

You lucky bastard .

 

[Bill the Blue]

You lucky bastard .

Been a few times now.. It can get a bit leery, especially on the way home on the coach, but I still have all my teeth.. They usually end up knocking lumps out of each other to be honest.. haha!

 

[kippax4ever]

I have worked in Mayfair a couple of times as it happens (and I was paid enough). The first time I worked there was just after Sven was sacked and Garry Cook appointed as CEO and I went for a walk one lunchtime and bumped into Cook, Mark Hughes and Kia Joorabchian coming out of a hotel, where they'd been sorting out Hughes' appointment and contract.[/QUOT

Good evening 007..

 

[mat]

Good to see your contributions on here again.. now, all Pep has to do is to rally the troops for the 30 game season we have in front of us and to ensure we get 9 more points than The Scouse Filth and the job’s a good ‘un.. ‘God’s in His heaven, all’s right with the world’ and all that..

Your middle name isn't "Fucking"?

:)

 

[laserblue]

That's when we know they're on the last toss of the coin.

To rename the swamp will be an act of desperation.

And they always said they'd never do it because the Theatre of Nightmares is special and they're above that sort of tawdry thing.

 

[crazyg]

Two things they’re good at.

I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Where's Cardinal Fang when you need him?

 

[Newman Noggs]

Adidas deal will reduce significantly if they're out of CL for 2 consecutive seasons isn't it. ?
United's share price dropping to a 2 year low.
Shevrolet having no plans to extend deal.
Squad full of mediocre players and a mid-table manager
Close to relegation and boring football.

How are they going to overcome this ?

They will change the rules for admission to the CL. The admission by historical importance route will be rushed through. Mark my words.

 

[Bill the Blue]

They will change the rules for admission to the CL. The admission by historical importance route will be rushed through. Mark my words.

Fcuk me it'll be Rags v Dippers in every final!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Where's Cardinal Fang when you need him?

Our chief weapon is surprise.

Surprise and fear.

Our two chief weapons...

 

[Vienna_70]

Fcuk me it'll be Rags v Dippers in every final!!

With A.C. Milan and Réal Madrid as the other two semifinalists

 

[Bill the Blue]

With A.C. Milan and Réal Madrid as the other two semifinalists

with Bayern pressing their nose up against the window looking in!!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Our chief weapon is surprise.

Surprise and fear.

Our two chief weapons...

 

[bondsman]

I truly hope Southgate replaces OGS.