My first Christmas dinner as a Vegetarian. I don't think I've thought this through.

[Magicpole]

So, here I am. Up Tofu fucking creek without a turkey paddle. And, the worst thing is I can't blame anyone but me,band by fuck have I tried.

Just sitting here as the Mrs makes the best chicken gravy in the world, using roasted chicken thighs, various veg and herbs, port, all roasted then water added and further reduced. I'm in fucking tears here just writing that. She asked me to taste it for seasoning, which I did as I have an amazing palate, gravy wise. Anyway, it tasted fantastic and I had to fight the compulsion to start a fight and throw the fucking lot through the window.

I'm having a wonderful dish of Smoked Haddock Duglere. Google it, it's great. I will have all the trimmings too...apart from the kilted sausages and stuffing and gravy.....I will be fine. I will.

Overall though, even though I will be seething, I won't falter. I may throw the odd dagger, literally, but I hope it won't ruin the day.

I am having nice sparkly wine right now. I will be fine. Mrs just asked me about cooking time for chicken. It's covered in a butter of garlic, herbs, lemon zest and white wine. I fucking hate her. :). I don't, but that chicken is fucking testing me.

Merry Christmas you shower of lucky cunts.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Fish murderer

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

I’m at my daughters in Patrick
We’re having a vegan Christmas
Other than not having something that’s been murdered for the day it’s not much different to most people’s meal
Lots of veggies and alcohol

 

[Cellarite]

Celtic and Veggie? You’re making a habit of poor choices.

All differences aside - Merry Christmas to our resident Bhoy.

 

[jimharri]

Celtic and Veggie? You’re making a habit of poor choices.

All differences aside - Merry Christmas to our resident Bhoy.

Imagine if he was a veggie and a Sevco fan. Now THAT would be tough.

;-)

 

[Cellarite]

Imagine if he was a veggie and a Sevco fan. Now THAT would be tough.

;-)

You’re right. Not having meat on your dinner AND knowing that the authorities are against your team.

 

[TINY]

Poor fish. Just because they’ve got no legs you can eat them? Legist

 

[manimanc]

I'd hate to be waking up in your bedroom in the morning, I can only imagine it'd be smelling of donkeys farts.

 

[M18CTID]

Plate of roasties, Yorkie puds, stuffing, and veggie gravy. Reckon I could do a vegetarian Christmas dinner no problem ;)

 

[jimharri]

I'd hate to be waking up in your bedroom in the morning, I can only imagine it'd be smelling of donkeys farts.

The question needs to be asked; why would you be waking up in his bedroom? No need to be shy now; we don't judge folk on here. If you feel you want to unburden yourself, feel free.