My first Christmas dinner as a Vegetarian. I don't think I've thought this through.

[antspider]

Veggie Christmas dinners for the last 30years ,, no problems ... hic

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No because milk is used. My fried Mars Bar eating is also a thing of memories.

Did you have figs in blankets?

 

[Magicpole]

Did you have figs in blankets?

Not a fan of figs.

 

[mikemcfc]

So, here I am. Up Tofu fucking creek without a turkey paddle. And, the worst thing is I can't blame anyone but me,band by fuck have I tried.

Just sitting here as the Mrs makes the best chicken gravy in the world, using roasted chicken thighs, various veg and herbs, port, all roasted then water added and further reduced. I'm in fucking tears here just writing that. She asked me to taste it for seasoning, which I did as I have an amazing palate, gravy wise. Anyway, it tasted fantastic and I had to fight the compulsion to start a fight and throw the fucking lot through the window.

I'm having a wonderful dish of Smoked Haddock Duglere. Google it, it's great. I will have all the trimmings too...apart from the kilted sausages and stuffing and gravy.....I will be fine. I will.

Overall though, even though I will be seething, I won't falter. I may throw the odd dagger, literally, but I hope it won't ruin the day.

I am having nice sparkly wine right now. I will be fine. Mrs just asked me about cooking time for chicken. It's covered in a butter of garlic, herbs, lemon zest and white wine. I fucking hate her. :). I don't, but that chicken is fucking testing me.

Merry Christmas you shower of lucky cunts.

Is that white wine truly vegan if it's got the foot sweat from some rotund, grape killing, vat mashing women in it?

 

[Magicpole]

Is that white wine truly vegan if it's got the foot sweat from some rotund, grape killing, vat mashing women in it?

Ooooeerrr I fucking hope so.