My first Christmas dinner as a Vegetarian. I don't think I've thought this through.

[Blue Mist]

So you are a Pescetarian, not a vegetarian then?

No he's Scorttish so I think he is Sectarian.

Anyway, how can a veggie 'test' chicken gravy, kinda defeats the object.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

No he's Scorttish so I think he is Sectarian.

Anyway, how can a veggie 'test' chicken gravy, kinda defeats the object.

He's a fucking plastic vege mate. The worst sort - ballooning about on here having it large about being a vege, saw his arse with the fish and gravy,and now probably pissed up and eating (non vege) haggis.

 

[Blue Mist]

He's a fucking plastic vege mate. The worst sort - ballooning about on here having it large about being a vege, saw his arse with the fish and gravy,and now probably pissed up and eating (non vege) haggis.

A plastic veggie, so not only is he insincere he is filling the ocean with non bio-degradable shit.
Always said that there is nothing worse than a pescatarian, well apart from a sectarian. (well I thought it was funny)

 

[Blue Til Death]

So, here I am. Up Tofu fucking creek without a turkey paddle. And, the worst thing is I can't blame anyone but me,band by fuck have I tried.

Just sitting here as the Mrs makes the best chicken gravy in the world, using roasted chicken thighs, various veg and herbs, port, all roasted then water added and further reduced. I'm in fucking tears here just writing that. She asked me to taste it for seasoning, which I did as I have an amazing palate, gravy wise. Anyway, it tasted fantastic and I had to fight the compulsion to start a fight and throw the fucking lot through the window.

I'm having a wonderful dish of Smoked Haddock Duglere. Google it, it's great. I will have all the trimmings too...apart from the kilted sausages and stuffing and gravy.....I will be fine. I will.

Overall though, even though I will be seething, I won't falter. I may throw the odd dagger, literally, but I hope it won't ruin the day.

I am having nice sparkly wine right now. I will be fine. Mrs just asked me about cooking time for chicken. It's covered in a butter of garlic, herbs, lemon zest and white wine. I fucking hate her. :). I don't, but that chicken is fucking testing me.

Merry Christmas you shower of lucky cunts.

You're taking the Piscine mate.. Self inflicted trauma is the worst ..... Good luck with it..

 

[Sid C]

Ok who’s the twat that hacked Magics account. Veggie my arse, the only veg they up there is heather and tree bark.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Since when has haddock been a vegetarian dish?

I had a cranberry and hazelnut roast, mashed potatoe, mashed butternut squash, cranberry sauce, runner beans, stuffing (veggie) and mushroom gravy

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Ok who’s the twat that hacked Magics account. Veggie my arse, the only veg they up there is heather and tree bark.

Deep fried Mars Bars?

 

[crazyg]

So you are a Pescetarian, not a vegetarian then?

If it hadn't been for those Pescetarians, he'd have got away with it.

 

[fulabeer]

I'm very much each to their own etc.
I enjoyed a three meat dinner today. Beef, Pork Shoulder and Turkey.

They were all slow roasted in a wood pellet grill. The Turkey first being brined for 14 hours beforehand.
They obtained a natural golden bronze or dark brown patina, as their juices softened the meat through the natural process of the fats rendering down.
The smells attracted "local animals" into my territory, commonly known as neighbours.
I'm not a complete bastard though. I also cooked a vast array of accompanying vegetables murdered by a local farmer.
Some of the vegetables weren't even three months old...

 

[Magicpole]

I take all the points about veggy and fish. I was meaning no meat for the first time. It wasn't easy.