Have you ever damaged United merchandise in a supermarket/shop?

[roman totale]

Not yet, but there’s some good ideas here...

 

[uweuweuwe]

Always covered any rag related book with a city or another teams in book shops around the world. Over a period of several weeks I moved books including players and manager biographies to the crime section in didsbury library. Placed rag cakes, Easter eggs and merchandise to back on top shelves in supermarkets etc. I would even put an out of order sign on the sharp photocopier in work when certain rags would wind me up.

My psychiatrist thinks I may have issues.

 

[Crouchinho]

My best mates brother once blew his nose on a Man UTD shirt in JJB sports because he supports Newcastle United. Seemed justified

 

[bakerdave76]

I once tore a couple of pages out of Roy Keanes book when I was in WH smiths

 

[Impeccable One]

No words necessary ....

 

[blueish swede]

I once tore a couple of pages out of Roy Keanes book when I was in WH smiths

That's improving, not damaging, Start your own thread for shit like that:)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I'll start ........I squashed a United cake in Asda......!

I love that :-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Not in a shop but many years ago i was out with mates and i saw a United shirt on a washing line and decided to burn it.
Crept round the back of this house and set fire to it with a lighter.....fcuking thing went up like it was made of petrol , burnt my fingers and singed my hair ffs.
My mates thought it hilarious

Wrong but a bit funny

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Part-scouse, eh? ;-)

No , would have nicked the wheels and stereo

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Once got a rag shirt covered in blood, his not mine, does that count?