Have you ever damaged United merchandise in a supermarket/shop?

[Blue Til Death]

Anyone who damages anything because its got rag colours on it is a dickhead .... I do put their shirts at the back of any rack when I see em but thats it ...

 

[Mike N]

Put my finger through a Rag easter egg in Tesco

I’m 54 and I think this is proper funny!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I got to thinking that I would go to every supermarket in Altrincham, chase down packets of donuts and stick my finger through the packet in each one just in case FeetFirst de Gea wanted to nick 'em!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Not in a shop but many years ago i was out with mates and i saw a United shirt on a washing line and decided to burn it.
Crept round the back of this house and set fire to it with a lighter.....fcuking thing went up like it was made of petrol , burnt my fingers and singed my hair ffs.
My mates thought it hilarious

And before jim harri asks, did yer video it?

 

[oakiecokie]

Never !!!
I refuse to even touch such shite.

 

[ws01]

I threw a flare at some stuff once and put it on Snapchat

 

[bluemoon32]

And before jim harri asks, did yer video it?

No mate, it was so long ago that video cameras were those on the shoulder, huge fcuking things that the BBC used & i didn't generally carry one around with me at 15 years of age

 

[give it to gordon]

No but I always put our calendar above or in front of theirs , drives the wife mad lol

 

[Mike Cledford]

ha ha ha squashed a cake in asda.

Must have been a barm cake?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Noticed a Rag sticker in a car in my local pub car park , i was well oiled and quite late in the evening and the car park was virtually empty so i ashamedly pissed all over his Audi's bright red bonnet , nothing to be proud of :) To rub salt in the wound i nicked a couple of his wheel centre caps , i needed a couple for an Audi i was selling.
I Blame the over exuberance of youth.

Part-scouse, eh? ;-)