Have you, or anybody you know, got the virus yet?

[Indaparkside]

Yeah but I’ve not been to any of the high risk areas and I don’t have symptoms, I’m the last person who should be wasting resources being tested.

But you could be stood next to someone who has

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

They are probably rogue medical staff from Stalybridge or Dukinfield stealing DNA for their gene pools.

*edit - forgot BMR was banned so my snide comment is wasted :-(

Don't be dissing Duky mate, Gods back garden is Duky. :)

 

[aguero93:20]

This thread is solely for the purposes of members on here updating how they and theirs are getting on.

Have you got it? Has anybody you know?

For my part we are ok so far. Two people in the house work with the public so are a higher risk than me. With them dealing with the ordinary people, we are at risk. Working in a College, my partner is always bringing home infections, and not all sexually themed I may add. . So I have a feeling it might visit us.

I am in good health so am not really worried. The other two are the same.

As I said this isn't a thread about the virus, I know there is one. Its about us on here.

I know this crazy cat lady that has it.

 

[Ban-jani]

But you could be stood next to someone who has

Not that I know of

 

[MellowJoe]

So what if i have? What am i gonna do?.. Warn people!?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

John Travolta went to the local hospital 4 days ago. Said he had chills that were multiplying.

Doctor sent him away saying it was just Saturday night fever and that he was staying alive.

 

[LWashington]

John Travolta went to the local hospital 4 days ago. Said he had chills that were multiplying.

Doctor sent him away saying it was just Saturday night fever and that he was staying alive.

He now has "full infection cover and chrome plated ribs, oh yeah!".

 

[Tuearts right boot]

 

[East Level 2]

Been working at home for almost two weeks so low risk of catching it from colleagues. However I've also been to Wembley, Hillsborough and Vermin View so fuck knows.

 

[Magicpole]

I know this crazy cat lady that has it.

I bet you blame the cats,y medieval ****.

 

[Magicpole]

Just heard my good friend Tom Hanks has it, along with his wife.

My sister was due to fly to NY on Saturday. After the Moron in Chiefs travel ban from Europe, it's unclear if she will be able to go.

 

[Indaparkside]

John Travolta went to the local hospital 4 days ago. Said he had chills that were multiplying.

Doctor sent him away saying it was just Saturday night fever and that he was staying alive.

But he slipped on some grease, after being struck by lightning apparently his wife won’t leave him even though he is brain dead”she’s hopelessly devoted to him

 

[Magicpole]

I'll be in Paisley next week. I can lay my hands on some Andrex at a price, if you want. As long as you're not fussy about the colour.

I can't move for toilet rolls, pasta and sanitizer. I have had to kill three walkers I thought saw where I hid it all. Cunts.

 

[better dead than red]

Just heard my good friend Tom Hanks has it, along with his wife.

My sister was due to fly to NY on Saturday. After the Moron in Chiefs travel ban from Europe, it's unclear if she will be able to go.

He's half yours, you know. Mary Ann McLeod, his mother, was from the Outer Hebrides. British citizen for life and all that... :-)

 

[Magicpole]

So what if i have? What am i gonna do?.. Warn people!?

Eh, that would probably be the right response. Unless you're a Trump fan, then you and yours will be just fine.

 

[NI Blue]

Three people I know have been confirmed but thankfully I only ever see them or be near them occasionally.

 

[Magicpole]

He's half yours, you know. Mary Ann McLeod, his mother, was from the Outer Hebrides. British citizen for life and all that... :-)

We make our morons leave.

 

[better dead than red]

We make our morons leave.

Ha!!!

 

[Magicpole]

Ha!!!

Luckily my IQ is in the high 50's so for now I can remain.

 

[PragueBlue]

We make our morons leave.

We hoped our morons would leave but they voted to stay ;-)