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Where i am everyone is still shuffling up to the village centre pubs in the same numbers they always do meaning all 4 pubs will be rammed as usual. I was going to nip in for a couple myself but i'll be seeing my parents soon so thought it best to steer clear for now. I am in good shape myself, especially since i have pretty much quit smoking, but should i be needed for elder members of the family i.e. go shopping for them or such i would like to do the best i can not to be a carrier.




Get well soon mate, you sound lucky as it is fatal on average after 18 days or at least that was the info a couple of days ago, The situation is moving so fast almost all stats are lagging behind. Are you feeling a bit better or still as fooked as you were 2 weeks ago or so?
Got told today I breathe the equivalent to a ten year old girl according to my medical records, as such with flu it can be expected to be lower and I should realise this, be happy you can cancel your holiday and laters.
I do feel better but every time I try and act normal I’m fucked and lying on my stomach so I can breathe
 
Officially there's 5 in the area I live. Yet I've seen concrete evidence of 3 in just those we have dealings with. And that's just 3 with whom we deal with.
when i was tested they said there had been positives test in my area not yet reported on,that was nearly 2 weeks ago though,i don't know if they were drip feeding the numbers to the public or the system was jammed
 
The numbers of those who have actually tested positive now is wrong. I've seen numbers this week for my own eyes and no way does it resemble official figures. It can't do, the maths don't add up. It's either being downsized or official figures have a lot of catching up to do.
I was saying this last weekend but got lambasted for it as a shit stirrer.
 
Hang on in there lovely,if you feel you need help then get back onto both 111 and your gp on the phone
Thing is Karen they make it sound so reassuring and helpful but u come away no fuckin wiser. How can they confirm I have it and as such I can’t travel, (least of my worries). I rang my doctors back to ask for more asthmatic medication and he confirmed I had it and wished me well. I haven’t seen any fucker
 
Got told today I breathe the equivalent to a ten year old girl according to my medical records, as such with flu it can be expected to be lower and I should realise this, be happy you can cancel your holiday and laters.
I do feel better but every time I try and act normal I’m fucked and lying on my stomach so I can breathe
Urgh sounds bloody horrid mate, as much as it sucks take solice you are not likely to end up a statistic but just feel like a bag of shite for a while. Some people who were getting over it but were then stuck in quarantine with others have had relapses so make sure you tell every bugger to sod off who is not already in your immediate vaccinity, better safe than sorry and all that.

Keep us all updated on your progress boss and all the very best for a speedy recovery.
 
nope that's not how it works.
The UK currently have something like 10-15 thousand cases and about 10 deaths. current rate something like 0.1%. During this phase at this rate 60% of the population get it and 59.9% recover and are immune. So when the rate goes up the viable population is down to 40% and therefore the ratio of beds to patients is up and the end death rate is much lower.

That is the current plan. People self isolate so the contagion rate is lowered and the medical services are not overwhelmed so that when the spike comes it is later less steep and peaks much lower.
Why do you think the official figure is 798 if it’s known that there’s 10-15000 cases?
 
It’s said to be apocryphal, but for a long while the received wisdom was that Churchill was supposed to have heard about the Blitzkrieg of Coventry via the fledgling Enigma machine, a week or so in advance - but couldn’t directly respond to the message for fear of alerting the Germans to the emerging weapon that had revealed the raid. A weapon that ultimately played a huge role in winning the war.

It seems now that Churchill deployed significant defensive resources to Coventry in the days before the raid, which, if true, means that theory is bollocks, but before I arrived at that conclusion I pondered if I could do the same. To sacrifice people, if it was the least-worst option.

If I genuinely felt it was for the greater good, then I could, without hesitation, but it would be an awful decision to have to make, which would haunt me for my days.

Not posted too positively about Johnson previously, but I don’t envy the choices he’s having to make. He might be a ****, but I don’t think he’s a monster. People want things to be binary, when they simply can’t be.

There will be some tough decisions for him to make.
He’s also expressed admiration for the mayor in Jaws...
 
Why do you think the official figure is 798 if it’s known that there’s 10-15000 cases?
Because we haven’t/aren’t going to test everyone. They mentioned around 10,000 probably having it at the press conference. That of course will be much higher now.
 
The numbers of those who have actually tested positive now is wrong. I've seen numbers this week for my own eyes and no way does it resemble official figures. It can't do, the maths don't add up. It's either being downsized or official figures have a lot of catching up to do.

I feel like I am banging me head against a brick wall. That is not a disgrace at you - I am agreeing. I am sure it has been around for weeks and weeks and tens and tens of thousands if not a million plus have it all ready. The governments plan is now for 40 million for us to get it over the next 6 months.
 
Yes I know that, so why is the official figure 798? Makes no sense to me.
That’s how many have tested positive. Most of us will not be tested. If there were 10k estimated to be infected yesterday, we are now at about 13,500. But in truth I think the 10k estimate was conservative.
 
Urgh sounds bloody horrid mate, as much as it sucks take solice you are not likely to end up a statistic but just feel like a bag of shite for a while. Some people who were getting over it but were then stuck in quarantine with others have had relapses so make sure you tell every bugger to sod off who is not already in your immediate vaccinity, better safe than sorry and all that.

Keep us all updated on your progress boss and all the very best for a speedy recovery.
Cheers mate
 
Yes I know that, so why is the official figure 798? Makes no sense to me.

Because that's the official figure of how many have actually tested positive. Thousands more will have it (or have had it) without being tested and so obviously won't be in the figures as it is just guesswork.
 
You're either deliberately being obtuse, or you're a bellend of the highest order.

If people plan their lives around working hard and providing for their families and then a worldwide pandemic affects their ability to work and earn money, that's not in the "shouldn't have had kids" bucket. Yes, people choose to have children, based upon reasonable assumptions about how their earning potential will support that family - if a worldwide crisis limits that potential then you can hardly call them for that.




EDIT: If you or @Elbow beards want to discuss further, feel free to PM. I'm not debating this further in a thread about something else.




Exactly.

It's a different conversation entirely, and not necessarily covid-based, but if you simply cannot be off work to look after your kids, don't have them. If you have to beg, borrow and steal childcare - don't have kids.

As @Pablo1 has rightly alluded to, they are a fashionable accessory to some of the scrote generation.



Read the highlighted bits, thanks.


The point was not "when a worldwide crisis hits, people with children shouldn't moan"

The point was, when deciding to have children, IN MY OPINION, you should have the discussion - "what if one of us is ill, what if the child is ill, can we afford to be off work to care for it/ourselves, without massive detriment to everyone's lives and without putting upon our nearest and dearest?"

If the answer is no, don't have kids. It's that simple.

It is not, repeat not, a slight on people forced into time off due to covid. As the original post said, but no one read it.


And I'm the bellend. lol.
 
We introduced Drive through testing 3 weeks ago. At this point it is mostly useless.

Drive through testing means you get ill, drive to get a test, get tested, get the results in a few days and then when it comes back positive you self isolate. If you're not better in a week you consult medical advice.

The UK's policy is simply you get ill, assume you have coronavirus and isolate. If you don't get better in a week, you get tested when consulting medical advice.


All testing is doing is adding a middleman at great cost and using a precious resource. There's a reason something like 90% of the early tests were negative and when the world doesn't have that many kits, it's much better used on someone who's properly ill.

I'm really not interested in testing just saying we appear to be doing the least out of pretty much every other country.
 
nope that's not how it works.
The UK currently have something like 10-15 thousand cases and about 10 deaths. current rate something like 0.1%. During this phase at this rate 60% of the population get it and 59.9% recover and are immune. So when the rate goes up the viable population is down to 40% and therefore the ratio of beds to patients is up and the end death rate is much lower.

That is the current plan. People self isolate so the contagion rate is lowered and the medical services are not overwhelmed so that when the spike comes it is later less steep and peaks much lower.


How do you get 10-15 thousand?

Because Johnson claimed it yesterday without knowing if that is the case.

I find it hard to believe every nation is saying 3-4% rate yet we are successfully at 0.1%.


I personally don't believe it and if there is 10000 cases then the number of deaths is being downplayed in my opinion
 
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