The idiocy (and selfishness) of panic buying

[kippax4ever]

Seen the first fight today over this shit,
People are shitting them selfs(no bogroll jokes plz) was out lastnight afew stand offs,over people coughing.
But today it did kick of on the bus,fking punches fly in,all because someone took offense to be coughed over his neck,but to be fair the guy who did cough found it amusing were as the other guy didn't
Police turned up,and asked what's started this.when he got told he rolled his eyes like wtf

 

[blueish swede]

Why are people stockpiling pasta but not pizza?

 

[Barcon]

Why are people stockpiling pasta but not pizza?

Because you can keep pasta in your back yard.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Why are people stockpiling pasta but not pizza?

Thick fuckers. For a couple of days after the pasta all went there were still shelves full of pasta sauce until they realised they'd forgot something. Flour all went and then again a couple of days later eggs once the retards had Googled how to make stuff with flour. We really are thick as fuck as a nation.

 

[Rammyblues]

Supermarkets and all shops to be closed for a month while food rationing brought in. Stores to be guarded by army, will be the result. Soup kitchens to be set up while admin dealt with.

 

[kaz7]

what about the Bidet? @karen7 needs a good sluicing out after two weeks ....

I need hosing down,inside and out

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

My shopping trip wasn't too bad in the end. Evidently the drongos emptying the place are not too bothered about fruit and veg

 

[idahoblues]

My shopping trip wasn't too bad in the end. Evidently the drongos emptying the place are not too bothered about fruit and veg

No shit, you can always chop it up and freeze it

 

[remember arthur mann]

Glad I did some modifications on my Anderson shelter the other week !.....

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...erson-shelters-are-being-brought-back-to-life

 

[bobmcfc]

Can’t get nappies anywhere

 

[idahoblues]

Living where I do, I have a basement full of supplies, feeling pretty good about it. Failing that I have lots of ammo, so the neighbours better watch out

 

[The perfect fumble]

This made me smile....

 

[BlueHammer85]

Supermarkets and all shops to be closed for a month while food rationing brought in. Stores to be guarded by army, will be the result. Soup kitchens to be set up while admin dealt with.

I think this will be done.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Can’t get nappies anywhere

eBay, pack of 12 premium Terry towelling nappies £9.99.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Lots of empty Shelves in Sainsbury’s before. Very surreal

 

[oldhamblue]

Can’t get nappies anywhere

There's a lad in Failsworth who's bought a load from a cash and carry to help people out

 

[remember arthur mann]

There's a lad in Failsworth who's bought a load from a cash and carry to help people out

 

[asgoodasitgets]

If you can’t beat em etc.
Got 500 Nespresso capsules and 400 avocados .
Sorted .

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Going panic buying, sorry, shopping.... tomorrow to Lidl, we usually buy a trolley load of a certain item for work every week or so and pay for it through the business account. I'm going to park the van right outside the window and if some righteous, unwashed twat decides to comment, I'm going to give him/her a business card, point to the van and ask if we can be of service. Panic buying twats, everyone of them.

Should be a laugh.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Going panic buying, sorry, shopping.... tomorrow to Lidl, we usually buy a trolley load of a certain item for work every week or so and pay for it through the business account. I'm going to park the van right outside the window and if some righteous, unwashed twat decides to comment, I'm going to give him/her a business card, point to the van and ask if we can be of service. Panic buying twats, everyone of them.

Should be a laugh.

Where do you work, and are the toilets easily accessible from reception. Asking for a 'friend' who's out of bog roll.