COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Cheesy]

A fresh dilemma.

My two cats have reached the point of having the snip.

They’re bro and sis but instinct takes over, especially when there’s just two of them and he’ll try it soon.

The snip is booked next week but quite rightly the vets have been sending their oxygen to hospitals.

They only have a small amount left and can’t do it without.

There’s a chance it may be cancelled they said and then in a few months I’ll have cats with three eyes, two paws on each leg and four tails... basically the feline version of Merseyside.

There’s only one man I can call them....



@aguero93:20

Have you any idea how much you can sell kittens for on Gumtree????

You can get around £100 just for a moggy. That's the equivalent of half a dozen bog rolls or a bottle of hand sanitizer.

 

[urban genie]

A fresh dilemma.

My two cats have reached the point of having the snip.

They’re bro and sis but instinct takes over, especially when there’s just two of them and he’ll try it soon.

The snip is booked next week but quite rightly the vets have been sending their oxygen to hospitals.

They only have a small amount left and can’t do it without.

There’s a chance it may be cancelled they said and then in a few months I’ll have cats with three eyes, two paws on each leg and four tails... basically the feline version of Merseyside.

There’s only one man I can call them....



@aguero93:20

Let the cats go without snipping and be as natural as they should be.

So you will have shitloads of kittens in weeks to come, but you can offer them to those isolated alone think of the joy you will bring when you are giving them to people in lonely situations.

 

[marco]

Have you any idea how much you can sell kittens for on Gumtree????

You can get around £100 just for a moggy. That's the equivalent of half a dozen bog rolls or a bottle of hand sanitizer.

there is something sinister about this post ;-)

 

[Cheesy]

One aspect of the outbreak is we are all learning how little "paper" is really needed to blow one's nose, wipe yer arse or wipe up a spill on a kitchen worktop . The manufacturers may have coined it in now but by god when they find out how little we need them.............................

Whilst this is true, due to rationing of bog roll I did end up with a Brown Ballerina earlier today :-(

 

[Chris in London]

I ran out on Tuesday.

schoolboy error.

 

[BobKowalski]

Is it worth the government making a comment about Mother’s Day? We love our mum’s of course, but is it “essential travel”? You’d have to say no. But I reckon most of the country will still visit their mums at the weekend. Should they specifically advise that people don’t? I ask because I am yet to have this conversation with my mum.

‘Cheer your mother up on Sunday by popping round dressed as the Grim Reaper. You will both have a jolly good laugh, something that we could all do with in these trying times’.

Part of the Queen’s speech to the nation this weekend.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Let the cats go without snipping and be as natural as they should be.

So you will have shitloads of kittens in weeks to come, but you can offer them to those isolated alone think of the joy you will bring when you are giving them to people in lonely situations.

The kittens can be used in place of bog roll. The extra limbs will provide more surface area to wipe on as well

 

[Barcon]

Whilst this is true, due to rationing of bog roll I did end up with a Brown Ballerina earlier today :-(

Is that when you try to avoid shitting by stuffing a doll up your arse?

 

[Barcon]

The kittens can be used in place of bog roll

My cat is now a razorback.

You still got that fancy hamster?

 

[marco]

Chill marco

sorry

 

[bluethrunthru]

Whilst this is true, due to rationing of bog roll I did end up with a Brown Ballerina earlier today :-(

You are Roger Mellie and I claim my 5 fucks....oppps sorry pounds

 

[Summerbuzz]

The kittens can be used in place of bog roll

Indeed, two cats ought to be quite capable of licking each other clean.

 

[Cheesy]

Is that when you try to avoid shitting by stuffing a doll up your arse?

It's not, but I might give that a go.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My cat is now a razorback.

You still got that fancy hamster?

Yes. Turns 3 next week which is 100 hamster years. Not bad for a dwarf hamster

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

schoolboy error.

Going to Mansfield tipped me over the edge.

 

[Barcon]

Yes. Turns 3 next week which is 100 hamster years. Not bad for a dwarf hamster

Probably wouldn't mop up much then.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Probably wouldn't mop up much then.

Not really. The food I eat I’d need a large rabbit or even a small dog

 

[Barcon]

Not really. The food I eat I’d need a large rabbit or even a small dog

And the fact that your hoop is like a howler monkeys mouth doesn't help.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I don’t want to add to Ric’s bandwidth troubles but a Coronavirus conspiracy thread could be a fun way to pass the time.

Try the Political variant of COVID 19

 

[TCIB]

My local Sainsbury's has seemingly had no deliveries or something, all that is there is stuff like the no meat sausages that look suspiciously like they came out the rear of my dog or other stuff nobody ever buys. Tinned anything? all gone, Fresh anything? no chance!, oh wait their was one lonely 2 pint carton of goats milk.

The one saving grace was the whisky and wine shelves were ok-ish so im good for 12yo single malt and shiraz at least.