COVID-19 — Coronavirus

[Claytop]

63% of Italy deaths in Lombardy. Hopefully London doesn’t become our Lombardy.

 

[Mayor West]

None of this seems real. It is £50 of crazy stuffed in to a £20 bag. And then a Tory government go and give me reason to tip my cap as a sign of respect? Its the end of the world as we know it. And despite the absolute bell ends that have been on mad panic-buying sprees, the unemployed dicks who've been turning up at schools claiming to be key workers (I shit you not), I've seen the best of us and the worst of us all clubbing together. Its a decent silver lining to a proper fucked up state of affairs. I don't think I know any of you lot personally, but I genuinely hope you and yours are all safe out there.

That's exactly what we've been told not to do

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Coronavirus deaths in Italy today = 1 every 2.5 mins.

Wish Raz had that strike rate.

 

[andyhinch]

I am just about to prepare a risotto with peas and asparagus accompanied by crispy home baked bread and a chilled bottle of Viognier.

Viognier is a very underrated wine.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I'm sorry to lower the tone in a very grave situation.

I've not seen it raised or questioned anywhere?

Is it still safe to have sex with my wife?

We have gone a couple weeks now and...

 

[mackenzie]

We’re you in the meeting?
It would be useful to have a copy of the minutes as a fair few posters here think we don’t get enough info.

Just going off the feedback from other party leaders, union emails and such like from this morning. Plus the House of Commons live footage yesterday. Pressure was clearly mounting from all sides and it could not be ignored.

 

[Blue Maverick]

You said Doctors and nurses.
Fair enough they fucked with your pension, and you won the court case, but they didn’t fuck everyone else’s.
In fact your court case has fucked over the public sector workers I represent and has created a ton of unnecessary work to sort it out, cheers.

I just quoted the line which included that, oh and sorry for asking for what I signed upto, and it doesn’t fuck them up because you can’t be worse off from the ruling, they will have choices to stay as they are or revert back, but you know as long as you don’t have to do fuck all.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I'm sorry to lower the tone in a very grave situation.

I've not seen it raised or questioned anywhere?

Is it still safe to have sex with my wife?

We have gone a couple weeks now and...

Yes just not with you, that’s what she told me anyway.

 

[Len Rum]

Although they had to be dragged out of the Govt. really pleased with these measures today.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I'm sorry to lower the tone in a very grave situation.

I've not seen it raised or questioned anywhere?

Is it still safe to have sex with my wife?

We have gone a couple weeks now and...

It’s ok as long as you stay 6 feet apart.
I fail by 5 feet 8 inches...

 

[cibaman]

I'm so happy about this news I could go for a pint to celebrate.

It’s going to be like New Years Eve tonight

 

[domalino]

 

[Mayor West]

I am just about to prepare a risotto with peas and asparagus accompanied by crispy home baked bread and a chilled bottle of Viognier.

I've just had a bowl of bachelors super noodles

 

[bobmcfc]

I'm sorry to lower the tone in a very grave situation.

I've not seen it raised or questioned anywhere?

Is it still safe to have sex with my wife?

We have gone a couple weeks now and...

Make some more babies, that’s my plan

 

[hello]

Meanwhile football will be back in May, not a fucking chance you scouse bastards

Bet their isn’t even a mechanism for them to claim 80% of earnings obtained via drug dealing and robbing, it’s definitely a bad year for them.

 

[Blue Maverick]

It’s going to be like New Years Eve tonight

Apparently people are putting up,Xmas decorations to cheer themselves up, madness but I love it.

 

[Len Rum]

he is being bounced into everything far too late,the chancellor is taking charge and showing massive gonads

Karen why are you being so negative about everything?

 

[mackenzie]

I've just had a bowl of bachelors super noodles

I read the post you quoted as a chilled bottle of vinegar! Lol

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Yes I’m getting prosecco, kids had all the pizza so maybe I’ll get some Chinese. Deliveroo looking likely

You're gonna order Chinese?

I won't be ordering takeaways for a long time.

Firstly, due to cost, but mainly because nobody knows how hygienic staff will be when preparing.

 

[give it to gordon]

My son has been told to self isolate because his gf has.
I am right in saying that I have to as well as he lives with me. I thought I read the whole household does but I cant find it now ....anyone ?