gordondaviesmoustache
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Exactly. It’s not rocket science.
Exactly. It’s not rocket science.
You ever thought about a career in politics?
You’re right though, it’s just like when I go to see my mum to deliver shopping, she stays in the conservatory, they’ve opened the back gate before I arrive so I don’t have to touch anything, I then stand in the garden and have a chat for 10 mins and usually take one of my kids with me so she can see a grand child too. Simple common sense.
You see, this is where you’re falling into the trap, as outlined quite nicely by @paulchapo above, that they can’t itemise every single scenario and therefore they try to appeal to people who have more than 1 brain cell in their skull. When I deliver shopping they are behind a glass door in the conservatory and I’m never closer than 5 metres, so it’s not a case of me having an interaction where I need to worry about social distancing as it’s the equivalent of driving past someone on a pavement as I have glass between us and over 5 metres.Don't ask me,you said it was clear lol
Absolutely agreed. I think we've done a pretty poor job overall. I don't blame anyone in particular - no-one's been trying to be incompetent and no-one's been negligent or bone idle. I just think we've had a very, very difficult set of circumstances to deal with and have made some poor decisions.
Ha you just broke two rules,they are very clear about the garden and I person meeting one person at a time,it is nonsense but that is the new rule,it is then you need to tell it is common sense not me! Less picking more listening !You see, this is where you’re falling into the trap, as outlined quite nicely by @paulchapo above, that they can’t itemise every single scenario and therefore they try to appeal to people who have more than 1 brain cell in their skull. When I deliver shopping they are behind a door and I’m never closer than 5 metres, so it’s not a case of me having an interaction where I need to worry about social distancing as it’s the equivalent of driving past someone on a pavement as I have glass between us and over 5 metres.
Common fucking sense.
But breaking all the rules as per hancock
Asked if someone could meet a friend in their garden, as long as distancing rules were adhered to, Mr Hancock told BBC Breakfast: "It's not necessarily more safe than meeting in a park, and we said that should only happen in public places
Plus only one person should meet one person at a time
Of the 23,709 confirmed reported deaths so far in hospitals in England of people who tested positive for Covid-19
(53%) have been people aged 80 and over
(39%) were 60-79, NHS England said.
So 91% of all hospital Covid-19 deaths have been people aged 60 or over.
(8%) were aged 40-59
(1%) aged 20-39
(0.05%) aged 0-19.
It's called statistical modeling where you throw in all the standard behaviours and the risk of each where the goal is to reduce R below, say, 0.75. And you draw the line where the combined distribution's upper quartile of R is at 0.75.Does the virus only infect people who have face to face chats for 15 minutes?
What about 14 minutes? Would that be ok?
The government's rules on this are fucking absurd.
You see, this is where you’re falling into the trap, as outlined quite nicely by @paulchapo above, that they can’t itemise every single scenario and therefore they try to appeal to people who have more than 1 brain cell in their skull. When I deliver shopping they are behind a glass door in the conservatory and I’m never closer than 5 metres, so it’s not a case of me having an interaction where I need to worry about social distancing as it’s the equivalent of driving past someone on a pavement as I have glass between us and over 5 metres.
Common fucking sense.
Agreed. It's what happens when you drive the thing with UK beuracrates. I predicted it would be typical British muddling-on shit way back and the only way around it was to totally flatten the management structure and put the armed forces in charge of communications. It was the only way to get strategic and tactical flexibility into the mix.Absolutely agreed. I think we've done a pretty poor job overall. I don't blame anyone in particular - no-one's been trying to be incompetent and no-one's been negligent or bone idle. I just think we've had a very, very difficult set of circumstances to deal with and have made some poor decisions.
Not sure how he’s meeting anyone if he’s 5 metres away and they’re inside whiles he’s out. Same applies for 2 people but some folk just can’t read between the lines and need to have their lives mapped out exactly for them....Ha you just broke two rules,they are very clear about the garden and I person meeting one person at a time,it is nonsense but that is the new rule,it is then you need to tell it is common sense not me! Less picking more listening !
Anyway people have had enough of us two
Hundreds of thousands are probably doing the same. Every now and then I'll drop stuff over to my daughter. My grandsons come flying out but I remain on the pavement 2m + away. No hugs or kisses. Drive home.You ever thought about a career in politics?
You’re right though, it’s just like when I go to see my mum to deliver shopping, she stays in the conservatory, they’ve opened the back gate before I arrive so I don’t have to touch anything, I then stand in the garden and have a chat for 10 mins and usually take one of my kids with me so she can see a grand child too. Simple common sense.
I haven’t broken 2 rules, you’re just being obtuse. I’m delivering the shopping which I do via their back gate which brings me through to their back garden where I leave the shopping outside the conservatory door. As again is covered by @inbetween above, they don’t want more than 1 person meeting 1 other to minimise “R”, so it’s pretty fucking obvious that Matt Hancock can’t explain every individual set of circumstances for example, so yes in theory I could tell my son or daughter to stay in the car, however I make the adult decision with a bit of common sense that they help me carry the shopping so they can see their grandma through a pane of glass. It’s breaking ZERO rules.Ha you just broke two rules,they are very clear about the garden and I person meeting one person at a time,it is nonsense but that is the new rule,it is then you need to tell it is common sense not me! Less picking more listening !
Anyway people have had enough of us two
I assume Morgan realises about the weekend lag since it’s been happening since the start but it doesn’t stop him from trying to fan the flames.
I actually liked listening to a lot of what he said, I was inferring one or 2 others.
Cleaners clean they shouldn't have to tidy.My mate had a cleaner. Sacked her in the end.
It was after he was late coming to the pub one night. He explained that he was late because he had to tidy up the house because the cleaner was coming in the morning.
The lads all went quiet to let it dawn on him what he had just said!
Not having wrestlemania with you grandkids is a bit of a fecker to be honest.Hundreds of thousands are probably doing the same. Every now and then I'll drop stuff over to my daughter. My grandsons come flying out but I remain on the pavement 2m + away. No hugs or kisses. Drive home.
A "commonsense" approach is what we're being asked to adopt.
Unless some haven't noticed the emphasis is the "commonsense" bit.
But if it needs spelling out:-
STAY ALERT
KEEP YOUR FUCKING DISTANCE
SAVE LIVES.