Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Nellies left peg]

Fucking Alex Scott enlisted by government to see the best way of getting sport back on track
Item one would be get the dull twat off our TV screens

Wrong thread sorry

 

[Stoned Rose]

Haha, I love the ending.

Fucking brilliant this.

That "scouse noise" at 7 seconds is proper legit.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fucking Alex Scott enlisted by government to see the best way of getting sport back on track
Item one would be get the dull twat off our TV screens

Not as bad as that other "woman" who's always on spouting her cliched bollocks because she used to play.

Don't know her name but the one who looks like a chammy leather dipped in chicken fat.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Not as bad as that other "woman" who's always on spouting her cliched bollocks because she used to play.

Don't know her name but the one who looks like a chammy leather dipped in chicken fat.

That could be any of them. Scott is the ex gooner

 

[Stoned Rose]

That could be any of them. Scott is the ex gooner

Google tells me I'm referring to Sue Smith.

One annoying little fucker.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Google tells me I'm referring to Sue Smith.

One annoying little fucker.

Spot on mate thinks she's a scouser

 

[Rochdale Blue]

I wonder what the legal position is if they relegate teams without playing the full set of fixtures. The same goes for those Championship clubs, should they miss out on promotion. So much TV money at stake.

It seems someone is threatening to sue whatever way they go if the season isn't completed.

 

[Briggs1969]

I thought I'd seen that Alex Scott somewhere before!

 

[Ballosteve]

Which clown from the footballing world said Jordan Ibe would turn out to be better than sterling.....44 games and 3 goals in 4 seasons....and being released at end of season...

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Which clown from the footballing world said Jordan Ibe would turn out to be better than sterling.....44 games and 3 goals in 4 seasons....and being released at end of season...

That would be Phil 'The Nose' Thompson.
https://metro.co.uk/2015/04/13/jord...g-for-liverpool-claims-phil-thompson-5148057/

 

[Nellies left peg]

That would be Phil 'The Nose' Thompson.
https://metro.co.uk/2015/04/13/jord...g-for-liverpool-claims-phil-thompson-5148057/

Comedy gold as usual. They must put something in the water in Dipper ville with mind bending psycho acting properties. They should bottle it and sell it in presentation packages along with candles

 

[Grassland Blue]

It seems someone is threatening to sue whatever way they go if the season isn't completed.

I don't think anyone can sue anyone in the current circumstances.
Wouldn't the 'Force Majeure' clause come into effect?

 

[KS55]

That would be Phil 'The Nose' Thompson.
https://metro.co.uk/2015/04/13/jord...g-for-liverpool-claims-phil-thompson-5148057/

The man who said we paid far too much for Kev just to "sit on the bench". Jeez.

 

[Blue Mist]

Google tells me I'm referring to Sue Smith.

One annoying little fucker.

Not sure how you found that out, when I typed 'the one who looks like a chammy leather dipped in chicken fat' it brought up a load of weird images but none of them were of Sue Smith, your computer must be newer than mine.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Not sure how you found that out, when I typed 'the one who looks like a chammy leather dipped in chicken fat' it brought up a load of weird images but none of them were of Sue Smith, your computer must be newer than mine.

No, he just knows what he is doing. :)

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Just popping in to check that it's nearly June and we are still champions.

 

[kaz7]

Just popping in to check that it's nearly June and we are still champions.

I can confirm,blue ribbons are still on the trophy

 

[manclad]

Just popping in to check that it's nearly June and we are still champions.

"We are the champions my friend,and we'll keep on fighting to the end".

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I can confirm,blue ribbons are still on the trophy

Who'd have thought? - Wish I'd had few quid on that at xmas

 

[manclad]

I can confirm,blue ribbons are still on the trophy

Mmmm - Blue Ribands are my favourite chocolate wafer.Lovely.