Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

" on the air corridors I don't want to go into the details of negotiations with our European partners..........." Over the next 24hrs we will see country after country saying "no-one has spoken to us" and in 3 months time the grand announcement of an air corridor opening for us all to take our holidays at Prora..................as of November...............
 
Downing St have been forced to deny that Johnson had an earpiece in during PMQs and was being fed answers by Cummings. I don't believe it, it can only have been Michael Spicer

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...laim-Boris-Johnson-wearing-EARPIECE-PMQs.html

I have seen the pics on twitter - just looks like a big black hole leading to a void into his skull - absolutely as expected - empty headed. Lets be fair nobody on the other end of an earpiece could be so shit as Johnson really is.
 
John Crace was brutal

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jun/03/no-hiding-place-for-boris-at-pmqs

You can sense the growing disbelief and anger. All his life Boris Johnson has been told that he is the Special One. A person for whom all rules are there to be broken. He is a man who has consistently managed to fail upwards. Sacked from one job for lying or incompetence, he has always effortlessly moved on to a better one. Friends, family and children have only ever been collateral damage in a ruthless pursuit of an entitled ambition.

Yet now there is no hiding place. Boris has achieved his narcissistic goal of becoming prime minister and from here the only way is down. And it’s a lonely place to be because even he can’t escape the fact that he’s just not cut out for the top job. It’s not just that it’s too much like hard work and he is basically lazy: it’s that he’s not that good at it. Lame gags, bluster and Latin free association just don’t cut it.

Put simply, Boris isn’t as bright as he has come to believe he is. In fact, he’s quite dim.
 
Have Johnson and Mourinho ever been seen together in the same room?

"You can sense the growing disbelief and anger. All his life Boris Johnson has been told that he is the Special One. A person for whom all rules are there to be broken. He is a man who has consistently managed to fail upwards. Sacked from one job for lying or incompetence, he has always effortlessly moved on to a better one. Friends, family and children have only ever been collateral damage in a ruthless pursuit of an entitled ambition."
 
I caught PMQs and although I am no fan of Mr Woodenhead he made Johnson look like an imbecile today. Saying that an averagely able 4 year old would have made Johnson look stupid today. He really has lost whatever plot the **** started with.

The good thing is the country is starting to wake up to the fact that Johnson is an arrogant waste of space and without doubt the worst PM in our gilded history. Even the most loyal dyed in the wool tories must surely now be thinking what the fuck have we done in electing this fucking clown to be leader of our party, he is making them even more of a laughing stock than normal.

If we weren't in the middle of one of the biggest crisis to hit this country it would be funny, but having him in charge at this time is just fucking scary.
 

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