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brooklandsblue2.0

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My neighbours recently bought a hot tub or as I like to call them “sex ponds”. Bad enough I’ve got to hear them giggling away at all hours (both on furlough - first drink usually cracked before 2pm during the nice weather last week). But the missus got taking to them this afternoon and told them she’d like us to get one (no chance!). Anyway they text her and asked us round tomorrow so we can “see if we like it”. Really CBA slowly boiling myself with some suspected swingers next door, but he’s got a karcher I wouldn’t mind borrowing, plus it’s awkward if we don’t reply, it’s been two hours already.....Would you go?
 
blueinsa said:
Yes. Prep accordingly....back, sack and crack smooth as and start by playing footsie to test the waters so to speak.

Insist on separate room fun as well as seeing him smash your Mrs back doors in might put you off your stroke.
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Ive no interest in his missus or swilling about in their human soup, but don’t want to fall out with the new neighbours. Names already mud after binning off clap for carers in week 3.

That said, there’s something about hotubs that just screams ‘sex people’ . There’s gotta be some people on here who’ll own up to having one, can anyone sell me the benefits?
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Ive no interest in his missus or swilling about in their human soup, but don’t want to fall out with the new neighbours. Names already mud after binning off clap for carers in week 3.

That said, there’s something about hotubs that just screams ‘sex people’ . There’s gotta be some people on here who’ll own up to having one, can anyone sell me the benefits?
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Yes. Good for the arthritic joints.














And sex people
 
blueinsa said:
Yes. Prep accordingly....back, sack and crack smooth as and start by playing footsie to test the waters so to speak.

Insist on separate room fun as well as seeing him smash your Mrs back doors in might put you off your stroke.
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Ha. Happened to a mate of mine that. Went to separate rooms and he was proper excited as he fancied his mates Mrs but it turned sour for him when he finished after a few minutes and had to listen to his own Mrs getting railed for an hour whilst he had a brew. They broke up a few weeks after that.
 
SWP's back said:
Ha. Happened to a mate of mine that. Went to separate rooms and he was proper excited as he fancied his mates Mrs but it turned sour for him when he finished after a few minutes and had to listen to his own Mrs getting railed for an hour whilst he had a brew. They broke up a few weeks after that.
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There is always someone much fucking bigger and harder than you lol
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
Ive no interest in his missus or swilling about in their human soup, but don’t want to fall out with the new neighbours. Names already mud after binning off clap for carers in week 3.

That said, there’s something about hotubs that just screams ‘sex people’ . There’s gotta be some people on here who’ll own up to having one, can anyone sell me the benefits?
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Used to have a swimming pool if that counts...plenty of space for adult fun in there.
 
SWP's back said:
Ha. Happened to a mate of mine that. Went to separate rooms and he was proper excited as he fancied his mates Mrs but it turned sour for him when he finished after a few minutes and had to listen to his own Mrs getting railed for an hour whilst he had a brew. They broke up a few weeks after that.
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Jesus, can you imagine anything worse than that?
 
bluealf said:
Jesus, can you imagine anything worse than that?
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I almost pissed myself when he retold the story to me (post break up). Also couldn’t get over how kinky the pair of them were. I’d known her about five years and wouldn’t have ever put her down for that sort of shenanigans. Just goes to show we never know what people get up to.
 
SWP's back said:
Ha. Happened to a mate of mine that. Went to separate rooms and he was proper excited as he fancied his mates Mrs but it turned sour for him when he finished after a few minutes and had to listen to his own Mrs getting railed for an hour whilst he had a brew. They broke up a few weeks after that.
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I love it. Shagging stories are great, we all have loads. Deviancy stories always amuse though, without fail. I think its because it involves really normal people doing pretty abnormal stuff temporarily and then going back to abject normality. Back to that story, its brilliant because he was being a smart arse thinking he could bum his mates mrs but then his own loved it and got a proper knocking. Great.
 
brooklandsblue2.0 said:
My neighbours recently bought a hot tub or as I like to call them “sex ponds”. Bad enough I’ve got to hear them giggling away at all hours (both on furlough - first drink usually cracked before 2pm during the nice weather last week). But the missus got taking to them this afternoon and told them she’d like us to get one (no chance!). Anyway they text her and asked us round tomorrow so we can “see if we like it”. Really CBA slowly boiling myself with some suspected swingers next door, but he’s got a karcher I wouldn’t mind borrowing, plus it’s awkward if we don’t reply, it’s been two hours already.....Would you go?
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Are pale ginger fantasists allowed in hot tubs?
 
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