UEFA FFP investigation - CAS decision to be announced Monday, 13th July 9.30am BST

[gordondaviesmoustache]

...Claims small, drunk solicitor.

I’m not very good with anagrams.

 

[chaddblue]

Didn’t want them all to be criminal.

George Carmen represented Dodd. Brilliant man, but a cünt. Represented the Haçienda too btw. Know the solicitor that instructed him.

Calling @Prestwich_Blue

Ken Dodds trial was a tax fraud case if I remember rightly?

Two of his Diddy men were called as witnesses... Diddy pay and Diddy fuck

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Ken Dodds trial was a tax fraud case if I remember rightly?

Two of his Diddy men were called as witnesses... Diddy pay and Diddy fuck

Fuck me, Dodd was bang to rights. On a par with OJ as a verdict.

 

[KS55]

And another long day at the blue coalface comes to an end. Results:
City 3.......Man City 1
Barm 4...Muffin 1
Sis pap brick 0.....sis pak brick 2
The CAS result is not yet in.
This is James Alexander Gordon wishing you a very good night.

 

[Bill the Blue]

To be honest, I'm just looking forward to drawing a line under it all..

I'm sick to death of having to read about my club constantly being labelled cheats..

We took a pinch early doors, mainly due to the rules we were trying to adhere to being amended by UEFA to basically catch us out..

Our club knew what was happening but in my opinion, paid the fine with a view to being accepted into the fold..

Since then we have had to live with all the sneering, jealousy, accusations of cheating and the belittling of our achievements by all and sundry..

If we are found guilty then fair enough and we'll have to take our punishment..

It won't change my view of my club though, far from it, as I see what we did / have done was to ensure we got over the drawbridge before it slammed shut..

However, taking everything into account and listening to my club categorically deny any wrongdoing whatsoever, so much so that we have called UEFA out and have taken them to CAS, I'm convinced we are 100% innocent..

When the findings are announced and we are proved to be innocent of all charges brought against us, I just want to say a massive FCUK YOU to all the cnuts who have gone out of their way to slag us off over the years..!

We're here to stay and if the so called history clubs want to win shit they better make sure they finish in front of us because we're going nowhere..!

 

[Blootoof]

I was in the Ashton Magistrate's Court once, and a guy did a Perry Mason and defended himself, he was hilarious and even had the Magistrate's laughing.

Not exactly a clash of great minds, but relaxed me a bit as my case was up next haha.

That was probably my last solicitor.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

If I could have been in attendance at any hearing in history, this would be up there, but it still would lag behind the trial of Peter Sutcliffe, the Nuremberg trials and that Jaffa Cake VAT tribunal (and possibly marginally ahead of the latter tbf)

Would have been utterly absorbing to be there, even remotely.

Love watching massive brains clashing. Those guys are on another planet.

Plus the fact that it’s about City, something that’s been central to my life for the last 44 years.

Would have been mint.

how smart do you have to be to not only realize biscuits go soft and cakes go hard but to action it in an argument. Were all legal experts aware of this? Who was it that cracked it?
Fucking geniuses I bet the opposition had a face like a slapped arse when that was pulled out

 

[kaz7]

@karen7 doesn't know what’s she’s talking about.... and?

Shut it you !

 

[leithblue]

If I could have been in attendance at any hearing in history, this would be up there, but it still would lag behind the trial of Peter Sutcliffe, the Nuremberg trials and that Jaffa Cake VAT tribunal (and possibly marginally ahead of the latter tbf)

Would have been utterly absorbing to be there, even remotely.

Love watching massive brains clashing. Those guys are on another planet.

Plus the fact that it’s about City, something that’s been central to my life for the last 44 years.

Would have been mint.

I was at the Jaffa Cake one, in a very junior capacity, not a lawyer by any means but was a VAT consultant and part of the team. Mostly photocopying and making tea at that stage of my career.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Loved Robinson Crusoe and Champion the Wonder Horse as a kid

Ahhh yes. Good old 'Champion the Wonder Whore.'