Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Alan Harper's Tash]

That is because they don't act as stupid as their names

More policy announcements via a newspaper that we have to buy to read,why is he even writing for a newspaper with a pandemic going on? Oh wait,the same time as he is breaking his own rules,sticking up for his mate who broke them and generally lying and playing the fucking clown

Kyle Insensate Walker’s thread on the other hand....

 

[kaz7]

Kyle Insensate Walker’s thread on the other hand....

They have been trying to out do each others dickishness

Both have love childs so I was going to go for a tie but walker won with the hookers !

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Kyle Insensate Walker’s thread on the other hand....

Andrew actually, apt for his promiscuity.

 

[mat]

Easy win today.

Agree to u turn on school meals and todays unemployment figures magically disappear from the news agenda.

Huzzah!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Another embarrassing government climb down on free school meals over the summer!

Ahh - but it covers the unemployment figures and the ONS death rate going ever higher - just take a pr gaffe then overturn it when you need it - that way you can distract from the fact you are soiling yourself live on TV

 

[kaz7]

How many u turns is this now,i forget the 2, two days in a row
But labour would have done worse though....

 

[mat]

A Spin Doctor explaining Boris’ spinning.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Did he just say he had only become aware of Rashfords campaign today?

 

[kaz7]

Ha I have only been aware of rashfords campaign today

 

[Ban-jani]

Ha I have only been aware of rashfords campaign today

We’re in the middle of a pandemic, as much as his spinelessness is making me want to put my foot through the TV, I don’t blame him for not being aware of every campaign going at the moment.

 

[kaz7]

We’re in the middle of a pandemic, as much as his spinelessness is making me want to put my foot through the TV, I don’t blame him for not being aware of every campaign going at the moment.

He is not working half the time,the lazy twunt

 

[Ban-jani]

He is not working half the time,the lazy twunt

Do we know for sure?

 

[carlosthejackal]

We’re in the middle of a pandemic, as much as his spinelessness is making me want to put my foot through the TV, I don’t blame him for not being aware of every campaign going at the moment.

It could well be the case , problem is that him and his mates lie so often .

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[kaz7]

Do we know for sure?

Where have you been for the last three months?

 

[kaz7]

whoops lol

 

[bluethrunthru]

Meanwhile the far right bit sow weighs in - evil fucking with

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

I still think a deal will be done, both sides are further fucked without one.

no ... the eu are not

 

[Ban-jani]

no ... the eu are not

The Eurozone is knackered mate, they need a deal as well.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

We’re in the middle of a pandemic, as much as his spinelessness is making me want to put my foot through the TV, I don’t blame him for not being aware of every campaign going at the moment.

oh ffs you whimpering whimpering tory