It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[Nascent Blues]

Make more money on Otamendi if we had a raffle

Would you buy a ticket if the prize was a clapped out, thirty year-old Lada?

 

[RayCTID]

and yet he’s the one I feel they’ve been waiting for. Timing to replace Kun next season would be perfect.

Seems far fetched I like your thinking

 

[better dead than red]

The dirty bitch.

Could make a million £ on the internet with that if it were a literal kind of video, couldn't we? :-)

 

[chesterbells]

and yet he’s the one I feel they’ve been waiting for. Timing to replace Kun next season would be perfect.

Doesn’t wanna come to City though does he?

 

[Bill Walker]

Calling @nimrod to the thread to settle the score

Thoroughly incompetent mate..

 

[better dead than red]

Can't remember who posted it but the dictionary very much so dumbs down Nimrod.

He was the grandson of Moses. It is also presumed Nimrod was Gilgamesh.

 

[cjn]

Pellegrini to the rescue!!!

Manuel, you beautiful, beautiful man.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Also I can't imagine the press will be chuffed that England's main player and captain plays for City

It would half further Greenwoods England career if Kane joined us.

 

[better dead than red]

Tell us the story of how you met her you jammy bastard..

In my previous professional life I had a government job. On occasion, I had the opportunity to meet famous people. Bo loves horses. If I remember correctly, she was advocating for the ethical treatment of former race horses and horses in general. She didnt want them to be shipped off overseas to be slaughtered for food.

She was extremely kind, personable and yes beautiful. And there was me, mid 20's with a home made splint on one hand. I had a boxers fracture from battering some guy that called one of my female housemates a "slut" at a bar a few nights before.

I made it myself because a gp had done one for me a few years before from a football injury. The hand from the doc has no bump on the knuckle. The one i did does. :-) I have a photo with her somewhere. I need to dig it out.

I was nobody then and now but I met a fair few "famous" and famous people. She was one of the better ones. Some Shriver bloke, not 10 years older than me was probably the worst. He was old money and closely related to the Kennedy/Shriver families, grandson most likely.

As I said, I was nobody and he treated me as such. Yet, he still wanted government money and thought being a dick was the way to get it. I was young, and likely hungover, all I really remember is turning off from what he was saying and thinking you are rich as fuck, i am broke. But, if you treated me like this somewhere else i woukd knock you the fuck out. And by the looks of him, it wouldn't have been an issue.

In any case, Bo is a 10 just like the film, looks and personality/being a good human being wise.

 

[Keeper!]

Same as Jao Felix not happening he will be Lewandowski replacement my mortgage on it

LOL Bayern paying 100M plus

 

[Thenumber1blue]

We won't be signing Kane or Messi,I personally guarantee you that.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Would you buy a ticket if the prize was a clapped out, thirty year-old Lada?

Scrap value may be more than the ticket price so yes

Would I buy a ticket to purchase Otamendi

No fucking chance but throw in Stones in his cagoule singing wonderwall then definitely maybe

 

[Gingers Dad]

I met a 50 year old Bo Derek in the flesh. She pissed all over 85% of the 25 year old female population, even at that age.

Kinky

 

[Woody135]

We won't be signing Kane or Messi,I personally guarantee you that.

Thanks Pep, who are you signing instead?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Thanks Pep, who are you signing instead?

Phil Jones and Jesse Lingaard, you heard it here first.

 

[markstephenhickey]

Gundogan ?

Mahrez or Bernardo ;)

 

[supercity88]

Kane's injury record is a concern but we would be able to rest him more than Spurs can. For me it's a signing we should make if we can. Coming into his prime, scores headers and penalties which we currently struggle with and is fantastic at link up play.

At the perfect age to come and bang in 30 a season for us for 4-5 years.

Gives us an option to go aerial that we don't currently have too.

 

[City_Sean]

Kane's worth signing alone for the fact he can take a penalty.

In an seriousness I don't think we will buy him but we should try. He's the perfect striker for this system. Great at linking the play but has that Aguero like magic where he can score or make something happen from anywhere.

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Rather have Kane the wrestler up front for us then Harry Kane

 

[Woody135]

Kane plays 90 mins every single game for spurs so its little surprise he gets injuries and even when he comes back from injury hes back playing 90 mins every game unfit.
In a rotational squad he would get less injuries im fairly sure of that. But watching him in their last match, he is so clinical. Exactly the striker we need.
If he plays 75% of our games next season we do much better than we have this season for sure.
Good age, good image, good work ethic, quality player