United thread 2019/20

[Blueboy73]

Perhaps the shipping costs of his two dogs that were welcomed to the swamp.
I am still trying to find out what happened yo St Marcus's dog which disappeared once the saintly one found out that dogs shit - similar to Sanchez getting moved on because he was dog shit.

I'm sure St Marcus will be on BBC News with his dog hand delivering school meal vouchers in the next few days. BBC film crew and Silly Sally following on behind.
Once he's finished with it, the dog will turn up with Paul O'Grady on ITV.

 

[city saint]

it seems to me that the raggies are preparing their mibs that super sancho may not be coming

 

[mat]

it seems to me that the raggies are preparing their mibs that super sancho may not be coming

They didn't want him anyway...

 

[fulabeer]

They have offloaded Sanchez, I can't see how a player would remove himself from big weekly wages and take a huge pay cut just to move clubs, it'd be refreshing in todays football for a player to say that they don't care about the money but I must be missing something.

You are not missing anything.
They have paid up his contract and terminated it.

"United have elected to take a hit now, foregoing a fee and paying up Sanchez to cancel his contract.
That figure is unlikely to become known until United’s next set of end-of-year accounts."

The question being how much they have had to pay.
Sanchez will get a "signing on" fee and reduced wages. So i would imagine the amount paid will be how much owed on his current contract minus that.
We are talking tens of millions though...!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

You are not missing anything.
They have paid up his contract and terminated it.

"United have elected to take a hit now, foregoing a fee and paying up Sanchez to cancel his contract.
That figure is unlikely to become known until United’s next set of end-of-year accounts."

The question being how much they have had to pay.
Sanchez will get a "signing on" fee and reduced wages. So i would imagine the amount paid will be how much owed on his current contract minus that.
We are talking tens of millions though...!

I can now announce I'm officially over the rags beating us to his signature :-)

 

[mat]

I hope Sanchez demanded the pay off in Euros.

Probably the reason they can't sign Sancho and end up with Troy Deeney.

 

[mat]

I can now announce I'm officially over the rags beating us to his signature :-)

There's a little bit of me that wants him to sign for us and announce he's playing for a quid a week and the pride of playing for Pep.

 

[JASR]

It’ll be a real shame if Sanchez knocks United out of the Europa...

 

[mat]

It’ll be a real shame if Sanchez knocks United out of the Europa...

I can't see his goal celebration being low key about it either.

 

[JASR]

I can't see his goal celebration being low key about it either.

Maybe mime playing a piano

 

[Kippax77]

It seems such a long time ago now since Sanchez rose from his piano stool, and then reappeared onto the pitch at the Plainmoor Staduim where he earned man of the match in his very first game v Torquay thus creating himself to cult status with all the beaming little raggy's.
And after that ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................er he gets paid from ushited to play for someone else hahahaha. What a B movie that transfer turned out to be. Fucking laughing stock

 

[blue b4 the moon]

It seems such a long time ago now since Sanchez rose from his piano stool, and then reappeared onto the pitch at the Plainmoor Staduim where he earned man of the match in his very first game v Torquay thus creating himself to cult status with all the beaming little raggy's.
And after that ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................er he gets paid from ushited to play for someone else hahahaha. What a B movie that transfer turned out to be. Fucking laughing stock

Does make me wonder if we feign interest in some players to flush the rags out.

I know we don't but how funny would it be?

 

[laserblue]

It seems such a long time ago now since Sanchez rose from his piano stool, and then reappeared onto the pitch at the Plainmoor Staduim where he earned man of the match in his very first game v Torquay thus creating himself to cult status with all the beaming little raggy's.
And after that ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................er he gets paid from ushited to play for someone else hahahaha. What a B movie that transfer turned out to be. Fucking laughing stock

Don't exaggerate. It was Yeovil Town.

 

[wahablue]

Lask 1-0

 

[Kippax77]

Don't exaggerate. It was Yeovil Town.

Hahaha i was trying to build them up

 

[remember arthur mann]

Lask 1-0

Shinguard just equalised against the part-timers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Nope, they won the 'since lockdown cup' and the 'since Fernandes came trophy'.

One for the purists there..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

" No value in the market "

Spoiler: You can say that again !

This is definitely on the cards again (I.e. somehow Dortmund's fault)..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

We wouldn’t have decided that we could afford to let him go if he was exceptional. Price tag is an indicator of the buyer’s desperation rather than his ability - Maguire was 80m - is he almost as exceptional ?

You not see that clip the other day?

 

[Mike Cledford]

I'm sure St Marcus will be on BBC News with his dog hand delivering school meal vouchers in the next few days. BBC film crew and Silly Sally following on behind.
Once he's finished with it, the dog will turn up with Paul O'Grady on ITV.

I think the dog is gone. But Super Sally can easily borrow one for a story.
Most dogs homes have a number of tough image dogs that scrotes buy for their own image purposes and they get rid. Warrington RSPCA has plenty if anyone wants to give an abandoned dog a loving home.