Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[SebastianBlue]

The Lancet are about to publish a peer reviewed study that claims that even if @gordondaviesmoustache merely reads a post it is 85% likely to cause the poster to achieve a spontaneous erection.

@BlueMoonRisin' looks on with great interest.

 

[bobmcfc]

Fucking hell if I have a quid for every no nowt look at me post on twitter



I’d sign Messu

I don’t think Ruben Uria is a no nout tbf

 

[@BluePhil8]

Has anyone checked on Harris, Delaney, Corbett, Castles, Conn et al? The poor wee lambs won't be taking this at all well.

They are too busy defending Harry Maguire from those pesky Latvians that go around injecting random people with drugs on nights out.

 

[Zubrman]

Today makes it 10 years posting in this nuthouse. What an anniversary present this would be. (Financial donations are also welcome.)

Would they be classed as parachute payments?

Happy anniversary.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

@BlueMoonRisin' looks on with great interest.

I like to keep you mods on your toes; )

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

You're lucky. I once got accused of being a rag and banned for it.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I got called a rag early doors because of my love for the stone roses believe it or not, took me a good couple of years to make people realise I was a massive fan ;)

The disguise slips!

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Fucking hell if I have a quid for every no nowt look at me post on twitter



I’d sign Messu

Is Messu Lionel’s cousin and is he better than Gundogan?

 

[SebastianBlue]

I like to keep you mods on your toes; )

 

[DAGW]

Classic.

 

[KS55]

Hold on, we deffo need a LB for CL games. Messi is a shoo in.

 

[nmc]

RedCafe thread on Messi has moved 35 pages since yesterday. Not sure what has got them excited.

The fear....

 

[Jumanji]

It is 100% happening.

Now, the important part is to see if Messi manages to leave on free or if you find a middle ground with Barcelona (they have accepted his will to leave) to prevent any legal battle.

Imo, the second option is the more likely. Something like 100+ one player (Eric Garcia for example).

I agree

 

[JoshuaJDuckworth]

Yes now fuck off you boring cnut

Well that is me back in my box. Also what a waste of 2 of my 15 posts a year...

 

[Hart of the Matter]

If this happens we can start to groom the media and change the narrative. The click bait hoars will be desperate for the inside story and we can choose who to favour and who to fck over. Play nicely boys and girls or we take our world wide scoop on Messi having his toe nails clipped to another outlet... Oh and Dan Roan and Simon Stone you can make the coffee if your lucky!!

 

[The perfect fumble]

Made me smile....

 

[Gumzy97]

Is this guy close to Aguero?

 

[razman]

Is this guy close to Aguero?

Apparently yes... So it could very well be an aguero extension

 

[nmc]

Barca are at the same point as utd were when moyes took over, an ageing squad in need of a rebuild and some young blood. I think koeman will do a year then Xavi will come in and start afresh from then.

Pity Barca didn’t go for Moyes - what was it the Chosen one!

 

[Coatigan]

Daily Snail already farming it as 'even super rich psg can't afford him', setting up for tge usual moneybags city at it ruining football and breaking ffp.